[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

text | un: astudyinviolet

[astudyinviolet]

It's the creature from your tiny images.

[misstellaron]

Yeah! It's Pom-Pom! They're super cute right?

[astudyinviolet]

That is correct. Are they as energetic as your pictures suggest?

[misstellaron]

Sometimes! When they're in a good mood they like to hum to themself while they walk around the Express! It's super cute!!!

[astudyinviolet]

Do they repeat songs heard around them in some sort of call mimicry?

[ The Pom-Pom looks more like a rabbit, but perhaps they share qualities with birds in that manner? ]

[misstellaron]

Pom-Pom isn't a pet you know. They just like music like any regular person!

[astudyinviolet]

Oh. I have been working on the wrong assumption based on how you introduced Pom-Pom.

[ She mentioned pets! ]

[misstellaron]

Ok to be fair I did say something about pets. But only because pets are cute animals usually! and Pom-pom is super cute! But they're just as smart as a regular person. Mb

[astudyinviolet]

That significantly changes how I think of Pom-Pom.

What does "Mb" mean?

[ Please, you're killing him with the slang. ]

[misstellaron]

It's short for "my bad". Sorry, sometimes I use shorthand when texting.

[astudyinviolet]

[ Ah, so it is like shortened telegram messages to save costs! That is actually simple to grasp. ]

I may ask you to teach me more of these shorthands at a later date.

[misstellaron]