[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

This response is so fucking anonymous, they're not putting their username on this

[telepathicignorance]

Hmmmm... hard choice. Maybe you should post more pictures, give us an easier time of it.

(Damn, those muscles. They miss when they had muscles like that. Also it's going to be hilarious when these two sober up and see what they've done.)

i'm so sorry sidestep

[empyrean_mirror]

don't mind if i do :D

[misstellaron]

bark bark woof woof woof awooooooooooooooo

[empyrean_mirror]

why do you keep barking are you alright do you need help is there a dog there

[misstellaron]

Stay innocent sir

[empyrean_mirror]

i haven't been innocent since I was 19 what are you talking about

[misstellaron]

I feel like I'm learning forbidden lore... So that's when you did it huh

[empyrean_mirror]

isn't that a pretty normal age for it?

[misstellaron]

I dunno

I don't even know how old I am

[empyrean_mirror]

what

[misstellaron]

what

[empyrean_mirror]

what do you mean you don't know how old you are???

[misstellaron]

I only have a year's worth of memories, how am I supposed to know how old I am???

[empyrean_mirror]

you don't remember anything?

oh no, are you okay? did something happen?

[misstellaron]

Nah I'm good

That's just how life is you know, sometimes you forget stuff and then you get a space nuke shoved in you and dumped at a space station to fulfill a destiny that's been set in stone and written into a script

But at least I have a cool family!

Don't apologize. Never apologize.

[telepathicignorance]

Those are some nice muscles.

(Sidestep can appreciate.)

[empyrean_mirror]

aren't they? you'd never know he has a desk job from looking at him

[telepathicignorance]

He must work pretty hard to maintain them, then.

[empyrean_mirror]

he does

but he never mentions why

what does a scholar and a scribe need biceps like that for anyway!! and why does he always wear such tight shirts! we live in the jungle I don't know how he doesn't sweat through that thing every day.

[telepathicignorance]

Vanity maybe? I know the old woman at home is obsessed with looking hot...

[empyrean_mirror]

ugh, no, he doesn't care what anybody thinks of him and he doesn't get it when people hit on him, I'm not sure he's even aware he's attractive at all!

I'd think it was to impress someone but who would he even care to impress?

[kaveh, you're smarter than this.]

[telepathicignorance]

I don't know, probably the person he's dating?

(They're being a smartass now.)

[empyrean_mirror]

he's never wanted to impress me for anything tho???

[r/wooosh]

[telepathicignorance]

I'm not sure you're right about that. Maintaining muscles like that is a lot of work to do for no reason.

[misstellaron]

^this

GIVE US THE PICS!!!