shellphones | [open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]

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I don't really know about that. I don't think my siblings or Father would be happy about going to a different world and joining...

That's okay. It's a pretty big decision to leave your planet! Our door will always been open if you change your mind though!

Well...

If I happen to come and join, would it be possible for my siblings to come too? He is here with me and I don't want to leave them behind. Especially when my brother is here too...

Of course! You're all welcome! There's plenty of space on the Express.

Then...I'm glad to hear it.

I just don't want to take up anymore space than we already are...

Shhhhh shhsh that's wrong. You're making that space better, because instead of nothing it's you! What can be better than a new friend?

...

You're a very optimistic person. I have to admit, that's a very admirable trait.

It's better than being upset because I can't remember anything. Plus, I've got a family now, so what's there to be sad about?

You can't...?

I'm sorry to hear about that but that is true. You're just....a little more optimistic than I am.

Nope! But it's cool. I'll find out one day.

[ At least she's not being potentially cockblocked from her memories by a god like March is. ]

I'm just glad I get to go on a grand journey to see so many things.

Can you tell me what kind of things have you seen in your adventures? I would love to hear about them.

I haven't been to a lot of places yet but I can tell you all about them! I was on a space station, a planet covered in ice, a huuuuuge spaceship that people live on and a planet of dreams!

A planet of dreams? How does that work....? That sounds a bit impressive.

It's really more like a big hotel that you check into, and you lie in a pool of funky liquid and go to sleep to enter the dream! I think it's made out of memoria or something but I'm no researcher so I have no idea how it works.

It's super popular, so it costs a lot and it's really hard to book a room there. At least that's what a lot of people say. We got invited for the Charmony Festival so it didn't cost us a thing.

...

I wonder what it must be like. It sounds amazing to experience a memory like a dream. I can see why it's so popular too...

Although, it sounds a little like something that happens in our world. I heard that Sumeru is a land of dreams and people use it as a kind of power.

That sounds interesting. How do they use it as power??

I'm not sure. I'm not from Sumeru so I only know bits and pieces.

Although, I suppose you'll have to ask Mr. Kaveh, Mr. Alhaitham, or Ms. Dehya about it. They live there so they would know more.

I guess I will.

[ She won't. She has the attention span of a trash panda. ]

[...]

...Do you want me to introduce you to them?

I think I've met them before. Alhaitham's the buff smart guy right?

Yes and Kaveh is the one with blond hair?

[And always follows him around but he'll keep that to himself.]

The guy with the floating suitcase!

Yes, that is correct.

So um...should I tell them who you are and they'll meet up with you...?

Nah it's okay, I can go pester them myself! I think Alhaitham is baffled by me anyway. I'm sure I'll see them a lot in the future.

How so...?

If you don't mind me asking.

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