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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
cursedwords: (Tuna Tuna)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-25 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What is that supposed to mean?
catsgothistongue: (Whistle)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-25 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
He's about as smoking as a snowcone dude.
cursedwords: (pic#16645363)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-25 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Shame you have bad taste.
catsgothistongue: (Lil schemer)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-25 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
My taste is exquisite, thank you.
cursedwords: (Tuna Mayo)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-25 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with him?

[ Ranma. This is a trap. Don't do it. ]
catsgothistongue: (CHARGE)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-25 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a guy for starters. I don't swing that way, but even if I did, don't see why anyone would see him as hot outside of his superpowers. More power to you if you think he's attractive, not my business.
cursedwords: (Smile)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-25 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Let Toge enlighten you. ]

He has very pretty mismatched eyes, not a lot of people have those. He has such a gentle smile. His hair is very soft, and it's unique. He's physically strong enough to pick up someone like it's nothing with his muscles and his broad shoulders, and beyond how he looks he is incredibly sweet, likes to give gifts, always makes sure I have tea when I need it and is a genuinely wonderful caring person.

That's why he's attractive. It's your loss.
catsgothistongue: (Contemplation)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-25 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[He wasn't expecting a whole paragraph detailing why Shoto's hot.]

Busting out an entire paragraph, huh? You make it sound like you and him are dating or something.
cursedwords: (pic#16645364)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-25 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
We are dating and have been since Christmas.
cursedwords: (Tuna Tuna)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-25 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
catsgothistongue: (I hear whatcha saying...)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-25 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not exactly privy to people's love lives here or something I pay attention to. Didn't even know two people on my own crew were dating each other.
cursedwords: (pic#16645356)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-26 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you have a point. If I wasn't such a rebel, I probably wouldn't notice either.
catsgothistongue: (Speak)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-26 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
What's that got to do with anything?
cursedwords: (pic#16645364)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-26 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm forbidden from dating, so I never really thought about it. I probably wouldn't notice if people around me were together. It's not a part of my life, at home.
catsgothistongue: (Exclaim)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-26 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Rough. I used to know what that's like. Growing up, Pop'd always tell me that dating and women were nothing but a waste of time and a distraction. Treasure what you have here while you still can.

[Genuinely not being a dick this time around.]
cursedwords: (Tuna Tuna)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-26 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not allowed for there to be any possible risk of having kids because my technique would be passed on. Somehow in that scenario, a boyfriend would still be worse.

I will treasure it. My world kind of sucks. This place is more fun.
catsgothistongue: (Stance)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-26 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
That's a moronic reason. At least bar it for a good reason.

I'll say. This place is chiller than back home, even outside of romance junk.
cursedwords: (pic#16645358)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-27 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
They think it's a perfectly good reason. They believe that people like me shouldn't be born.
catsgothistongue: (Judge)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Yowch. Least when people don't want him to exist, none of them are family. His folk, honor-related contracts aside, still want him around.]

To hell with what they think's "good reason" then.
cursedwords: (Tuna Tuna)

[personal profile] cursedwords 2024-05-29 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I don’t really care what they think. I only care what my friends think.