[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

[catsgothistongue]

Wholesome wasn't the first word I'd personally use.

[... Hold up.]

What's with the faces at the end?

[vermilloci]

to be honest me neither because rating people gives me the ick

BUT

(⺣◡⺣)

at it's core, it's a bunch of people going "look at my bf!" or "look at my gf!!!"

and that admiration for others is so cute ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

[vermilloci]

oh you mean these

(♡'V')

i just like to use them for flavor and because they're cute

[ Why do people not understand emoticons. C'mon ranma you're a modern kid... ]

[catsgothistongue]

[Seeing people act all lovey-dovey in public wagers between adorable and cringe-worthy, depending on how they act. If he hears someone call another their schmoospie-poo unironically, his stomach'll turn in knots.]

I thought that was what these 🤣 were for?

[Girl he's from the 1980s-1990s, his modern time just got AOL internet a while back.]

[vermilloci]

you're not wrong and those are cute too

but i still like typing these better ( ˘ ³˘)


more versatile

try it!

[catsgothistongue]

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Did I do it right?

[vermilloci]

sure did

you can even combine it with the standard faces like

here, catch:

ღゝ◡╹)ノ~~~⭐

[catsgothistongue]

⭐ヽ(^o^)丿

Caught it!

[Rem you are opening his eyes to new potentials.]

[vermilloci]

fun isnt it??

[catsgothistongue]

Yeah, it kinda is.

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[general_affairs]

Don't be a spoil sport, let em have fun. Look how cute Zack and Kaveh's being.

[catsgothistongue]

I can't tell if you're serious or joking calling that [He sends a couple of screenshots of some of Kaveh and Zack's embarrassing display.] cute.

[general_affairs]

Hell yeah it is. Just a couple of drunk guys swooning and having a good time.

What, you've never had a crush on anyone?

[catsgothistongue]

Pretty sure if this was a bar, a couple of 'swooning drunk guys' would've gotten kicked out by now.

No.

[...]

Sorta?

It's complicated. Either way, I have enough to dignity to not start a popularity poll over whether or not the girl I love is hot.

[general_affairs]

Are you kidding me? A couple of drunk guys swooning over their boyfriends is like the last thing on a list of shit a bar's gotta worry about.

Sounds more like you're just too insecure to swoon over someone that important to you. 😏

I'll call my bestie up just to remind him he's a hot stud.

[general_affairs]

In fact look at the guy.



6'1", solid muscle, voice like whiskey, tough as nails and a secret softie. Also? Prettiest brown eyes you'll ever see, yo.

[catsgothistongue]

Not in the slightest.

[He just has dignity to not go gaga and get weak knees over a girl he finds attractive in public.]

Meh. Only thing I can see is the height and build. I'll just have to take your words for the rest.

oh. shit im sorry i put in the height/width tags on that image and it looked fine on mobile

[general_affairs]

Cmon, look at that face. Does that look like someone that'd lie?

you're good, there's no worries!

[catsgothistongue]

Yes.

[The cynic in him says everyone lies at least once in their life.]

[vermilloci]

i know right?? (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) the boys are just praising each other, it's so lovely

[general_affairs]

See, you get it. What a fuckin sweetheart.

[vermilloci]

here to help ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)

not that anyone here needs it, though. there are so many lovely people from other worlds!

[general_affairs]

Name's Reno, nice meetin you.

What about you? I don't think I saw you posting anything up.

[vermilloci]

my name is Rem, and likewise!!

oooh I can't say I'm the best at taking pictures (//▽//) [ Read: she has more of a... plain girl-next-door look compared to all the larger-than-life gods-blessed-six-pack-you-can-grate-cheese-on/impossibly-well-endowed folks already on screen. They're beautiful! But also, it's difficult not to be a teeeny bit self-conscious.

She does have someone else posting a selfie she took-- but that's in the slight future compared to when this conversation takes place. ]

althoughhhh I see that you posted your own

you're right, there needs to be more redheads. but yours is such a striking color!

[general_affairs]

[ Thank u for the small grace of excusing my forgetfulness with names and usernames. ]

Give yourself a little more credit than that. You saw how bad the pic my boss took of the three of us was. I look like I've got a five-head in it.

Yep. No sweetheart, but I didn't wanna miss out on the fun. It's been like this my whole life. I can't tell you the number of bets I've won with people thinking it's dyed.