[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[lucky_e]

I see.

[Does she see though?]

I'm not certain if that would work. Or how it would?

[catsgothistongue]

Depends on how easy they are to embarrass and/or how quick you are to act on the opening.

[lucky_e]

And you know this from experience?

[Because as far as she's concerned, that's just a good way of being shot at.]

[catsgothistongue]

... You could say that, yeah.

[Only if you're too slow!]

[lucky_e]

[She has so much doubt right now, Ranma. Sorry.]

Well if it works for you then I suppose that's fine. But what exactly did you do that embarrassed them enough to stop fighting?

[catsgothistongue]

Take off my shirt and flash my tits at them.

[He figured she's in the know about the whole gender-swap shebang.]

[lucky_e]

......

[RANMA!!!!]

I think that would lead more to them being confused and leave you open during the act.

[catsgothistongue]

[ANYTHING GOES!!!]

Nah, the guys back home are either terrible with women or perverted morons who leave themselves wide open trying to ogle and grab 'em.

[lucky_e]

[THAT'S NOT REALLY FIGHTING!]

Are you really fighting at that point then?

[catsgothistongue]

It's martial arts!

[lucky_e]

[Thinks back to the martial artists she knows.]

I'm sorry, but... is it? Have you tried it here?

[catsgothistongue]

I mean, it isn't normally. But sometimes in a fight, you gotta play dirty when others play dirty. I only do so if I have to as a last resort. And no!

[lucky_e]

[Good, please don't flash anyone here, Ranma.... if your old man shows up, can she smack him???]

Even as a last resort, please don't do that. There are better ways of distracting your opponent.

[catsgothistongue]

[He's not planning on it! There might be a line if she don't mind waiting.]

I know that. Beside, it only works on creeps and wet blankets, so it isn't too versatile outside of that.

[lucky_e]

[Good! Don't let her catch wind of it! Or she'll have to tell your adopted father. It's fine, she's a patient hunter...]

That would also be another reason not to do it. You might want to focus on more practical forms of distraction instead.

[catsgothistongue]

[She wouldn't dare!]

Do you think that's the only method of distraction I use? There's hundreds of different ways to divert a foe's attention I've used that don't involve flashing boobs at them.

[It's all about versatility. Doing the same thing over and over only makes you predictable.]

[lucky_e]

[Try her!]

What other distractions do you use then?

[catsgothistongue]

[Please no he's just an innocent chaos gremlin]

Diversions, switcheroo, that sorta stuff.

[Real informative there.]

[lucky_e]

[Innocent is subjective!]

And what would those diversions look like?

[catsgothistongue]

[You're subjective!]

Smoke bombs, switchin' a log out in my place, makin' them turn around, that type of thing. What were you thinkin' I meant?