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shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm
activatingcombatmode) wrote in shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm
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[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show
Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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I do believe that Link could fall asleep under any conditions! I've seen him use an honest to goodness ROCK for a pillow on more than one occasion!
Thank you! He is quite cute, I must admit. And that bow is an interesting relic we found in a ruin a few years ago. Link wanted to try it out before we handed it over for study.
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I'm guessing you two do a lot of camping together?
[ Not Rem trying to fish for more deets into the nature of their relationship-- ]
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Frequently, yes! We do a lot of traveling and there is not always an inn or stable nearby for us to rest at.
[ Just wait until you hear about their incredibly platonic cohabitation, Rem. ]
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that's rather romantic don't you think?? ( ◡‿◡ )
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And for what it's worth, we don't always sleep under the stars. The weather can be quite unpleasant when we travel, so we have a tent.
[ A (singular) tent. ]
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a
tent
(´•ॢ ᵕ •ॢ`)
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[ Rem, is something wrong with your shellphone? All your messages have these weird characters in them. ]
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That wait. Wait. Either Zelda is oblivious or the two of them truly aren't together?? If it's the latter, Rem knows not to tease further, because that would be R u D e! But if it's the former-- ] question
does he share a tent with anyone else??
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Not on the regular, to my knowledge. He is typically by my side even though I- [ Wait, she can't say she released him from her service. She's supposed to be pretending not to be a princess. ] -told him he didn't need to. But I would be quite surprised if he has never shared a tent with anyone else.
[ If "sharing a tent" has turned into a euphemism for sex, it is completely lost on Zelda. It's not even like she doesn't know about sex; she's just really stupid when it comes to Link. ]
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Soooo she's going to steer away from that point, because she would never be so crass! ]
okay so
1. he travels with you even if he doesn't have to
2. he's goofy and you know all of his little quirks
3. he frequently spends the night with you, even if you're not sharing the same pillow-rock [ WAIT THAT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE A EUPHAMISM-- ]
all this together, I have to ask directly, are you two
you know
( ˘ ³˘)♥(´ε｀ )
together????
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Oh.
Oh.....
Oh no wait hold on a minute- ]
No, we aren'
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Sorry, I didn'
3/3
Forgive me, I keep pressing the wrong buttons.
No, Link and I are not together.
Romantically, I mean.
We are not romantically involved.
[ But thanks for planting that seed, Rem, because Zelda is now going to overthink this to death. ]
1/2
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[ Anywhoooo ]
and I hope my teasing didn't come across too strongly. whether romantic or platonic, you really seem to admire him! and he seems every bit worth that admiration, too. a friend who can both fight with you and make you laugh is precious!
[ Also she's privately glad that someone posted someone who isn't like super tall?? And is super buff? Because everyone else here is very much larger than life
and tiddy]1/2 last spam i promise lmao
First comes the kneejerk reaction to say "No!!!"
Which then quickly turns to the kneejerk reaction to be offended because wdym he's not your type??? Link is perfect!!
Okay, you need to calm down, Zelda. Breathe, woman, breathe. ]
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It's quite all right, I am not offended. [ Ruffled, yes, but offended, no. ] Yes, I do admire Link greatly. We have been through a lot together. I could not ask for a better friend and hero than he.
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the whole falling-asleep-while-standing thing is cute, but deceptive. in all those photos, he looks armed to the teeth!
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She's gotta admit-- it does look cool when someone is actually carrying a physical weapon on their back. The Empire has knights like that. ] that's incredible. he's worked really hard to get to that point, I'm guessing. since you travel together, are you a knight, too?
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Oh no, nothing of the sort. I am- [ "the princess of our kingdom," which Zelda quickly backspaces. In this strange world and without Link to protect her, it isn't wise to publicize her royal status. ] -simply a researcher. Link very generously serves as my bodyguard, even though it is not his duty.
[ That last part, at least, is completely true. After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Zelda formally released Link from his service as her knight. In spite of this, he has chosen to stay by her side ever since. ]
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By the way, how are you adjusting? Everything going okay (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)
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Ruins, really? I shall have to plan an excursion when I am able! The study of a world's history is of tantamount importance to its future! [ And also she really wants to see all the cool relics this place must have. ]
I feel that I am adjusting well, thank you for asking. This place is quite different from my homeland, so there is a lot to take in. I thought to secure more permanent lodgings in Eltrut, but I've received word that quarters have been prepared for me in Elah. I have never enlisted in military service before, so I am not sure what to make of this whole affair, but the Paladins assisted me when I first arrived, so I ought to find a way to repay them in some form.
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sometimes lots to find ┐(-。ー;)┌ other times there's nothing useful. i'm looking for a few things too, if you ever want to go! [ Not Rem trying to employee someone with experience to go looking for potentially dangerous items-- ]
it can be kind of tough in the beginning with lack of funds, too, so if you ever need anything, just let me know! i have a boat with extra space as an option
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[ Just when it feels like Zelda's eyes can't bug out anymore, they somehow do. ] You have your own boat?!
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