[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[catsgothistongue]

Remember the last place we visited? Rotagcorc, or whatever? Buncha sharkfolk were attacking a turtle leviathan that he had to defend. Some of us were armed with potato bombs. When they explode, roots will ensnare the target and drag them six feet under. A careless idiot hit me with one, they tried to plant me like a vegetable, and blondie helped me out. I mean, I took care of them by blasting one, but she helped partially.

That sounds like something'd Nabiki'd say...

[vermilloci]

that's got to be one of the wildest stories I've heard of this place so far, it is. good thing she was there to help you!

nibiki sounds smart. listen to nibiki.

[catsgothistongue]

Yeesh, if that's wild, your stay here must've be pretty dull then. Yeah, I guess. We broke a mast I think though, but the gator people didn't seem to mind.

You'd be singing a whole new tune if you actually met her.

[vermilloci]

i try not to be buried by veggies, what can I say ┐(~ー~;)┌ but if I ever find myself in that sort of situation, I'll know who to call [ Z e l d a ]

don't tell me you're also in debt to nibiki??

[catsgothistongue]

Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence there...

That depends, does being blackmailed before count as being in debt?

[vermilloci]

[ blackmail?? ] oh wait you're being serious??

[catsgothistongue]

As serious as a heart attack.

[vermilloci]

okay, i take back what i said. she's not smart, she's mean.

[catsgothistongue]

Mean's putting it a lot nicer than how I'd put it.

[Cold heartless bitch that's cunning and sly as a fox is more like it.]

[vermilloci]

[ Not Rem wondering what the heck he's blackmailed for?? He's a teen!! What could he have possibly done? ]

um I don't know if this helps but

I hope you find a way out of that. or she changes her mind to stop blackmailing you.

[catsgothistongue]

Oh no, she's not blackmailing me anymore, not for that at least. She only stopped after making my day insufferable and after I paid her back the sum of money for those concert tickets I burnt by accident.

[vermilloci]

∑(; °Д°)

that's a little over the top??

a lot over the top for what was an accident!

[catsgothistongue]

Not to her. Nabiki'd stoop to any low if it meant either making a quick buck, or getting a cheap laugh. Only reason I even paid the stupid debt was cuz she took some photos and made it look like I was gonna do something awful to her. She threatened to show 'em to her family if I didn't cough up the money.

[vermilloci]

yikes!! that's awful

i'm so sorry that happened to you, and I can only hope that she doesn't appear here.

[catsgothistongue]

It's fine, dealt with worse people than her. Can't say I disagree there. Being here's a lot more chill than back home, you could call it a vacation. Occasional murder-potatoes aside.

[vermilloci]

a vacation is a nice way to look at it. ( ◡‿◡ ) and I hope your time here is 100% blackmail-free.

[catsgothistongue]

Uh, thanks? You too. （*^_^*）