text + image; an invitation

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Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[astudyinviolet]

[ It's that last part the sticks with Sherlock the most because he can count on one hand the number of people who that applies to. He is stunned beyond belief. ]

Is there a dress code to follow?

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Just look presentable.

[They're not going to ask all the teenagers that Kaveh knows to get suits for this.]

[astudyinviolet]

[ For once, being from the Victorian Era works to Sherlock's benefit. His preferred style of dress has timeless class. ]

I believe I can manage that.

[indispensable]

Good.

[Hmm...]

Do you have any dietary restrictions or preferences?

[astudyinviolet]

[ Besides the fact that he regularly forgoes eating? ]

No restrictions. As for preferences, coffee and sandwiches tend to make up many of my meals.

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[...]

Anything else besides those two items?

[An actual dish, maybe... maybe that kind of thing is standard in Sherlock's world but Kaveh would never let him live it down if Alhaitham were to leave things there.]

[astudyinviolet]

[ It's even worse. His sandwiches can barely be called that.... ]

Toast?

[ The reason for Sherlock's twig body type is obvious. ]

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham is very quickly seeing what the problem is.]

We'll make sure that there'll be some bread for you to eat.

[Though said bread might not be what Sherlock expects.]

[astudyinviolet]

[ Weddings during his era served breakfast because of how early the ceremonies had to be. So, he may not be too far off what a Victorian might expect....

Don't let him shove a sandwich in his pocket and go wander off. Make sure he eats the sandwich. ]

I will manage regardless of the menu.

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I'll hold you to that.

[He will very much make sure that Sherlock will eat his food.]

[astudyinviolet]

If I'm not mistaken, you'll need to be more focused on someone else that day.

[indispensable]

And he will be upset if he sees anyone not partaking where they should.

[Its your subtle warning, Sherlock. You better feed yourself well in that day or else Kaveh will very upset.]

[astudyinviolet]

[ ... Now he's tempted to just be contrary come time to eat at the wedding because what just happened? ]

Very well.

[indispensable]

[Just as planned?]

Then we'll see you there.