Alhaitham (
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shellphones2024-06-02 11:33 am
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text + image; an invitation
Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.
[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]

[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]
This is Alhaitham.
Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.
[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.
[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]

[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]
This is Alhaitham.
Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.
[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]
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If that's what you believe, then I won't stop you.
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Wonderful. I am glad to hear it. In the meantime should you need anything I'll be happy to assist.
They say that the most beautiful fireworks can be produced from the flames of a phoenix.
[Just saying.]
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You can talk to Kaveh about decorations.
[His senior is the one who's going to be all about those ~aesthetics~ and such.]
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I'll do just that then.
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Make sure that you do.
[Because somebody isn't going to take it well if you hide it from him, and it won't be Alhaitham.]
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One more question... Yours and Kaveh's favourite colours?
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[And nobody was surprised.]