text + image; an invitation

[indispensable]

Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[scooba]

Then...I'll find a way to give those things to the both of you when the wedding comes around.

...I hope you'll like them.

[indispensable]

You don't have to worry about that. You've proven yourself to be adept with your work. Just do what you've always done.

[scooba]

...

Thank you and uh...

Is there anything else I can do to help with the wedding...?

[indispensable]

We have enough hands helping out. Just focus on making your gift.

[Kaveh will make noise if we overwork the child.]

[scooba]

Alright then.

Just....let me know if there is anything you want me.

[Not unless said child wants to help out!!]

[indispensable]

[You're helping out enough by getting them a gift!!]

I will keep it in mind.