text + image; an invitation

[indispensable]

Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

You don't really have to go through the trouble, we won't mind.

But, mm, if you insist on something, he'd probably appreciate any new spices you can find on this world.

[tilfrosset]

You won't, but I would. I was bred to know better.

New to him or new to the world in general?

[empyrean_mirror]

New to him, though new to this world would probably be new to him too.

[tilfrosset]

I see. Has he recently taken up cooking as well?

[empyrean_mirror]

He can cook well enough, but he's very...fond of spices.

[tilfrosset]

I just started learning how to cook myself, so I can't say I have much confidence in picking out the best spices, but I'll try my best.

And what about you? What would you like for a gift?

[empyrean_mirror]

Oh, there's really no need, his happiness is my happiness

[tilfrosset]

Understandable, but I am not going to get him a gift and nothing for you. That's not only rude, but not how wedding gifts work.

[empyrean_mirror]

I don't suppose I can convince you that's how they work in Teyvat?

[tilfrosset]

We are not in Teyvat.

[Short answer: no.]

not here

[indispensable]

[Guess who totally snorted at this. Yeah its this guy.]

[empyrean_mirror]

[Give him a minute he has to smother his fiance with a pillow.]

Ah, but I'm from Teyvat, shouldn't my cultural concerns be appreciated?

[tilfrosset]

Is Alhaitham from Teyvat too?

[empyrean_mirror]

Yes...?

[uh-oh.]

[tilfrosset]

So in Teyvat, with this custom of yours, how do you choose who gets the gift and who loses out?

[empyrean_mirror]

um

fascinating question I'll get back to you on that

[RETREAT RETREAT]

[tilfrosset]

Kaveh.

You're a poor liar. Almost as bad as Clive and I didn't think anybody could reach his level.

[Bro, she wasn't buying this custom claim for a minute.]