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Professor Turo ([personal profile] fractales) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-06-06 07:43 pm

Video || Bugsnax

Type: Video
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+

Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.

This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.

[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.

Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]


I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-

[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]

Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.

If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.
telepathicignorance: (Cry)

[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-02 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry.

(It's weird to hear--or read, in this case--someone as optimistic and friendly as Turo agree so matter of factly about their lives lacking value in the eyes of others. They're not really sure what else to say.)
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-04 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You and Dojima are already two more people than I had at home.

(Even if the reveal wasn't willing.)

No Special Directive here, at least.
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-04 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

Any idea what you plan to work on next?
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-04 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't know you were working on barriers.
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-04 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds useful. What power source were you using?
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-04 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Please don't tell the Humans that the current power source for the newly invented defense is best obtained by hurting you.

(It's Turo, they feel the need to drill this into his head.

Like, come on, designing the prototype like that is just asking for some asshole to start wondering if there's a way to get Tera crystals instead of having to find another power source ..)
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-04 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Clever.

(Somewhere, they're grinning.)

I'd be interested in knowing how the fire crystals work out.
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-04 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Figures.

Think they could be used to power more mundane objects?
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-04 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Can they be found places other than the dragon island?
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-10 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I guess we know where you need to go if you get low on charge.

(Makes sense. Magic fuels Turo's crystals, it also fuels the growth of these crystals.)

If you're gonna use them for this it's probably good to find sources that are available year round.
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[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2024-07-10 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
For now.

(There are a lot of things that could change that. They know he's not getting maintenance here, how long will he last without it? What if something breaks and he ends up struggling to hold a charge?

He's a complex and highly advanced machine in a place where there's almost no access to the things needed to maintain or repair a complex and highly advanced machine.)


Alright.