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Solus zos Galvus ([personal profile] emet_sulk) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-06-08 01:19 am

Seeking magitech engineers

Type: Video
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Seeking magitech engineers
Warnings: None

[ In a rare display, Emet-Selch opts to appear in person. This is important enough to warrant an appearance, he thinks.

The backdrop appears to be a cabin on a ship somewhere. He fills most of the screen so there's not much of significance to be gleaned from it. His posture is relaxed, fingers interlaced loosely before him on the table that his shellphone sits upon. ]


Greetings, one and all.

I and Rem Tokimiya of the Raiders of the Lost Arts are seeking engineers to assist with the development of an engine. 'Tis past time we made a concerted effort to develop one. Inevitable, I would say, as this world has progressed to magical trinkets. We have examined schematics of an old pirate ship and seek to eventually put it to practical use to improve the fleets of both paladins and corsairs.

[ He pauses. It looks as though he wants to add something but he seems to think better of it. ]

Send word to either myself or Rem if you are interested in contributing to the work. While an engine capable of powering a ship is our eventual goal, 'twill be enough to make something on a smaller scale for now - such as heaters for winter or automatic fans for summer.
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sure if that is what you call them back home sounds basically like the same thing to me!

[A blacksmith or goldsmith, huh? It's a good thing Denji has the perfect person in mind most likely capable of both those things! Especially after bestowing jewelry making tools to the man upon his birthday none too recently.]

Yo I know just the guy! His name is Cid and he's super nerdy in a good way and knows how to do all this kind of shit. I'm sure he would be willing to help us out!
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well here's hoping he agrees I want a TV to play video games on man! I bet I'm not the only one who would like that too!
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-08 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I'll take it! I don't know anything about how to make an engine or TV but if you need an extra set of hands I'm your guy.
Edited 2024-06-08 14:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-11 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'm your guy. If it means getting a fricken TV made I'll do whatever it takes!!

Wait, what?! You have never heard of video games or even a movie!? What kinda boring place do you come from dude!?
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-15 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
A movie is basically like a television show but longer and a one off!

What do you mean video games and movies are fucking awesome dude!! Sometimes you just want to chill out on the couch and watch television with your pals or girlfriend and get lucky.


[Haven't you ever heard of Netflix and chill, Emet!? Gosh you are such a troglodyte.]
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-19 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Works for me man!

Yup that's right! I wanna be able to watch some movies again when I have some downtime back at my crib that I have now.


[Which he'd only just acquired after the better part of two months either living in the tavern's rooms or the majority of the time on the streets like a stray dog.]
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-22 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
How exactly we gonna do that when we don't got any movies or TV here in pirate land yet!?
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-24 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
The fuck do I know!! You are the one who is a million years old or whatever figure it out dude!!

The only thing kinda like a TV is these shellphones we are talking on right now except way bigger!! As for a movie well if you know you know?
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-27 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well its made out of a bunch of those things that is for damn sure! Its got metal parts that make everything work and a glass screen...At least I'm pretty sure its glass.

Movies either come on DVDs or if you are old school video tapes but a lot of people just stream shit nowadays too! There are a bunch of options to choose from but I'm gonna be real DVDs are probably the easiest since they are disks!

You're old you gotta know about records, right? Its just a smaller version of those dude!
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-29 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That is just what they are called dude, DVDS! Basically but they ain't made out of vinyl they are some sort of plastic with the movie on them.

Beats me how they actually work I just watch them!