help.

[greedsever]

Type: Text, with a picture
Sender ID: greedsever (Ky Kiske)
To: public
Subject: hair is hard man
Warnings: none for now!


Does anyone here know how to cut hair? Or at least, how to manage it? I’d rather not go back to the way I used to do things, but uh… things have gotten out of control. A little too much, might I add.

[ he even adds a wonderful image to help sell the scene. he can’t see at this point and he really just needs a hand it’s only been a month and some change, guys. ]

Comments

[acheat]

Simple: you can't have hair problems if you have no hair. I've kept mine shaved for several hundred years, it's very efficient.

[greedsever]

Absolutely not an option for me. My wife would kill me.

[ she wasn't even here but ky knew if he did that he'd never hear the end of it. ]

Thank you for the suggestion, at least.

[acheat]

Truly? Oh well. I'm sure you would have looked lovely, but if the lady would decline it then that's that.

Perhaps braiding then, considering the amount there is to work with you could have quite a bit of fun with it.

[greedsever]

Yes, well, I know better than to anger my wife.

[ even if the most she'd do is cry.he adds mentally, a mirthful smile on his lips. ]

Are there different forms of braids I could do...? I'm still new to hair care, as you can tell.

[acheat]

We couldn't have that. And who knows, perhaps if she arrives as well, she might just be keen to help you, it's quite difficult braiding so much hair without any assistance after all.

There are, but perhaps before you pick anything too complicated you should master a basic braid. For utility's sake, but knowing how the basics work will give you a fine foundation to get a little more creative later. Before I merely assume: you can create a basic braid, correct?

[greedsever]

I'm sure she would. But even so, just getting my hair into a ponytail was headache enough.

[ as for that second statement... ] Uh, no.

[acheat]

[Ky's not there to hear it, but there was a little chuckle and a very quiet oh dear over here.]

I fear it's a hair more difficult than a pony tail.

[Haha puns, he thinks he's funny.]

But it contains and controls your hair far better than a pony tail would, and with the added benefit of being far more attractive. The difficulty in mastering one is well worth the effort of learning. I may not have a single lock to demonstrate with, but I'd be more than willing to help you learn how to make one, if you like.

[greedsever]

[ oh lord, the puns. while it gets a laugh of jarlaxle, it gets a small grumble out of ky. ]

Fair enough...

I would definitely appreciate it. I can't keep it neat to save my life, so making it manageable is better than nothing.