help.

[greedsever]

Type: Text, with a picture
Sender ID: greedsever (Ky Kiske)
To: public
Subject: hair is hard man
Warnings: none for now!


Does anyone here know how to cut hair? Or at least, how to manage it? I’d rather not go back to the way I used to do things, but uh… things have gotten out of control. A little too much, might I add.

[ he even adds a wonderful image to help sell the scene. he can’t see at this point and he really just needs a hand it’s only been a month and some change, guys. ]

Comments

id: flamekthunder

[flamekthunder]

[Oh he...recognizes this guy.]

Why did you let it get so long to begin with?

[You know something is ridiculous when even Eustace has to question and ask.]

[greedsever]

This isn't by choice, I assure you. I'm placing the blame on genetics and nothing else.

[ gear cells, man. ]

[flamekthunder]

Does it always grow so quickly?

[greedsever]

2 to 3 centimeters every 3 days.

[ imagine the most deadpan tone ever. that's ky. ]

[flamekthunder]

[...That's. Kind of fast.]

Any reason?

[greedsever]

Like I said, genetics. Late stage genetics, but it's the truth.

[flamekthunder]

[So he was serious about the genetics bit. But also not so unheard of, so he doesn't question it too much more.]

Must be troublesome.

In answer to your question, however, I've seen barber shops around. I'd imagine they would be able to help with your problem.