shellphones | Video

Type: Video
Sender ID: nutsornothing (Denji)
To: Public
Subject: Introducing the new pup!
Warnings: ADORABLE DOG!?

[The feed starts off with nothing but Denji's face crowding the camera beaming a toothy grin until he finally props the shellphone up against a nearby tree before stepping back a few paces, flashing his signature peace sign followed by a teasing wink.]

What's up everyone! Been awhile since I've talked on here but I'm back with some sick news!

[Turning away from the camera momentarily the teenager whistles loudly with a wave of his hands in front of his face. A few seconds of silence filled the air until the sound of a dog barking fills the void as the massive Irish wolfhound practically tramples him, quickly knocking the boy off his feet as it begins to lick his face furiously. Ensuing laughter following as he gently pushes his newfound companion off him patting his head, a wholesome smile filling over his features.]

Check out my new doggo! He's fuckin' huge, eh!?

[His furry canine barking on cue at the praise whilst Denji picks up a stick from the ground and throws it into the shallows of ocean, his pet rushing off to retrieve it instantaneously.]

I saved him and a bunch of others from this rich asshole's island that me and Eustace raided awhile ago! The rest are safe and sound at the animal sanctuary if anyone wants one too!

[The wet dog comes back with the stick between its teeth, tail wagging happily before shaking its fur of the excess water causing Denji to throw his hands up defensively.]

Aw c'mon dude!! Oh yeah, I almost forgot the other reason I'm here...What kinda name should I give him? I've just been callin' him doggo for like a month now. If anyone wants to meet him we're at the beach in Eltrut right now or you can hit me up later! Peace out!

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[There's a familiar dog he would recognize anywhere and guess who is just as enthused by the sight of another animal that looks strikingly familiar to him? Have a massive doggie face camera now as Denji's unnamed canine's nose sniffs at the camera before the boy pulls him back a bit with a laugh.]

Shit- Relax dude!! Seems like he wants to meet Torgal too by the looks of it!!

[A beat as an utterly amused toothy grin follows with a salute.]

Good to see ya, Clive. Been awhile man whatcha been up to lately!?

[ Torgal's eagerness earns a hearty pat on the top of his head, following by a playful push away from the screen so Clive can observe with far less fur in the way. ]

We'll make arrangements then.

[ Not that he was use to having doggy playdates... but hey, if that's what Torgal wanted he would be more than inclined to help his furry friend.

He does smirk a bit at Denji's followup question before shaking his head. ]

Nothing apart from the ordinary. Fighting monsters. Discovering cures for curses. Yourself?

[Throwing his hands up in the air ecstatically Denji's newfound canine mounts him from behind stepping on each of his shoulders as he licks the side of his face feverously.]

Hell yeah!! Sounds like a plan!!

[With his dog resting its arms over each shoulder using him as a stepping stool, the boy stands there like a totem pole, shrugging his shoulders slightly a bit as he struggles to hold up the weight of his furry friend.]

Not much besides this guy. Kinda been laying low this month taking it easy.

[Now comes the million dollar question as a sly grin slips in place over his lips trying to fluster his usually stoic counterpart.]

So you ask Jill to marry you yet or what!? Y'know she used me as a guinea pig to learn how to cook better for ya right!? That's a real keeper!!

[ ... Well that was a drastic change of subject—

Clive blinks, momentarily thrown off guard from the topic of dog names to suddenly marriage. It wasn't an entirely uncommon subject, but the whiplash of conversations has the man looking a little more surprised than usual.

Even more incriminating was the long pause between replies, his mind seemingly racing for an answer to his question.

In the end he settles on a question of his own. ]

Jill cooked for you, did she? That's a high honor. [ His mind races, ears lightly turning red behind his mop of black hair. ] I wasn't aware you had any interest in marriages.

[Denji nods feverishly in response as he finally ushers the dog off his shoulders, throwing the stick into the water to send him running off again before the boy's full attention returns to the feed.]

Yeah that's right. She made me fish stew and it was pretty bomb!

[Scoffing at the idea of marriage himself the feral teenager visibly grimaces as a shiver rolls down his spine.]

Me? Hell no! But you and Jill have been through a lot of shit together right? Isn't it about time you tied the knot!?

[A beat as he snaps his fingers grinning with utter delight framing his face with the hand.]

I could help with the wedding somehow I guess!? But don't expect much...I don't know anything about them besides there being a huge ass cake and a bride and groom when I was playing security for that coward who chickened out on his own wife. You better not do that to Jill cause that was real fucked up who does that!?

[ A combination of modern slang and rambling has Clive even more at a loss for words. He can only sit back, petting Torgal with one hand and using the other to hide the obvious glance of flustered cheeks from view as he smiles fondly on, unsure of how to address the sudden enthusiasm.

But he was right. He had gone through much with Jill, and his admiration for the woman was beyond words. Marriage was not a foreign concept considering his status in the past, and had been brought up on more than a few occasions. But now... ]

I would never do anything to harm Jill. [ He begins, finding those words to come easier than the rest of his scrambling thoughts. ]

We had spoken of it. For when there was nothing left to fight and we could finally be at peace. [ He pauses, his tone softening. ] Yet to be so forward about this... Cid didn't put you up to this, did he?

Good 'cause she's real nice and deserves the best!

[A coy grin forms over Denji's lips as he laughs unabashedly at the mention of Cid putting him up to this, so he wasn't the only one who thought these two should get hitched then! Shaking his head immediately the feral teenager's toothy grin grows even wider if it were physically possible.]

Nope! Just thought you two would be pretty cute together is all and I know Jill really likes you too. She's always talking about ya.

You're right. She deserves the best. That, and so much more.

[ He loved her. More than anything. And if he had to prove that to her through marriage... then...

Denji's laugh brings Clive back into their small reality, but he's surprised to see how passionate the boy was about all of this. ]

Does she? [ Well, he's always doing the same to her, so that at least was mutual.

But there wasn't any use in hiding it now- that small, bashful little smile he always seems to wear when any topic was brought up about Jill. ] I'm glad you've gotten to know the wonderful person she is, and that you think highly of our courtship. I... appreciate your forwardness about this.

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[Denji nods profusely at the question as a reassuring smile radiates over his features, after all he certainly wouldn't lie about something like that!]

Of course my dude she's clearly stupidly in love with you!!

[That much was painfully obvious to him by now after talking to each other during the course of the dinner they shared together. Don't worry Clive he didn't try any funny business Torgal probably would have ripped his nuts off if he'd have tried anything given he was present.]

So...Does that mean you're gonna ask her or what!?

[Don't leave him in suspense, Clive! The unnamed dog barking to put in his two cents as well clearly in agreement with his newfound master.]

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Time to get you to propose big titty man

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN THE TAGLINE LOOOOOL

BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN KASSIE IT NEEDS TOOOOOO

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