Video | Sit Boy~

[nutsornothing]

Type: Video
Sender ID: nutsornothing (Denji)
To: Public
Subject: Introducing the new pup!
Warnings: ADORABLE DOG!?

[The feed starts off with nothing but Denji's face crowding the camera beaming a toothy grin until he finally props the shellphone up against a nearby tree before stepping back a few paces, flashing his signature peace sign followed by a teasing wink.]

What's up everyone! Been awhile since I've talked on here but I'm back with some sick news!

[Turning away from the camera momentarily the teenager whistles loudly with a wave of his hands in front of his face. A few seconds of silence filled the air until the sound of a dog barking fills the void as the massive Irish wolfhound practically tramples him, quickly knocking the boy off his feet as it begins to lick his face furiously. Ensuing laughter following as he gently pushes his newfound companion off him patting his head, a wholesome smile filling over his features.]

Check out my new doggo! He's fuckin' huge, eh!?

[His furry canine barking on cue at the praise whilst Denji picks up a stick from the ground and throws it into the shallows of ocean, his pet rushing off to retrieve it instantaneously.]

I saved him and a bunch of others from this rich asshole's island that me and Eustace raided awhile ago! The rest are safe and sound at the animal sanctuary if anyone wants one too!

[The wet dog comes back with the stick between its teeth, tail wagging happily before shaking its fur of the excess water causing Denji to throw his hands up defensively.]

Aw c'mon dude!! Oh yeah, I almost forgot the other reason I'm here...What kinda name should I give him? I've just been callin' him doggo for like a month now. If anyone wants to meet him we're at the beach in Eltrut right now or you can hit me up later! Peace out!

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[nutsornothing]

[Cue the blank stare on Denji's face as Nimona pipes back, grinning wide with utter delight, followed by a burst of chaotic laughter topping it all off.]

Damn are you a detective or something back home, Nimona!?

[A detective probably wouldn't threaten to kill someone or post a confidential confession on the internet but no one said he was the sharpest tool in the shed.]

Man...I wish I could turn into something with a bunch of stomachs I just grow chainsaws out of my head and arms which is pretty cool too I guess.

[Just casually admitting to that like it was no big deal.]

[pinksidekicking]

[ She checks out her nails, as if that's really a problem for someone who can shapeshift her entire body. ]

Nah, I totally teamed up with the guy thinking that I could be an evil villain's sidekick. But when I found out he wasn't an evil villain, I still stuck around to help him out.

[ Her reasons for trying to become an evil villain's sidekick are definitely more complicated than she makes it seem over the network. ]

Okay, but chainsaws are so metal! You could cause some destruction and chaos.

[ Just accepting it like it's a cool big deal. ]

[nutsornothing]

A villains sidekick, huh?! That would have been pretty sick too bad it didn't work out.

[Something tells him that Nimona wasn't too concerned though, probably for the best anyways considering bad guys in his home always ended up dead by his hand or more specifically chainsaw. Speaking of which her latter sentiment causes a toothy smirk to grow from ear to ear in utter delight nodding in agreement.]

They are super badass!! I've cut up a lot of shit head devils with'em too!! You'll get to see them in action when we kick some ass together next time.

[pinksidekicking]

Yeah, we did get to smash up and make stuff explode, though. And kicked some serious butt.

[ All she wanted was someone who understood her, seeing as how everyone gave her the label of "monster". How they saw her as the villain just because of what she could do, what she was. ]

Can't wait! I almost want to go find something for us to fight right now.

[ She's practically bouncing on her feet. ]

[nutsornothing]

Sounds like my kind of party! I'm always down for hacking and slashing things to pieces I sure wish I could make things explode though!

[He's seen the pure destructive nature of bomb explosions first hand used against him and it was frighteningly cool, Denji's body quite literally a limbless husk at Reze's deadly abilities back home in Japan. Her excitement was infectious as he too got pumped up at the prospect of fighting together and seeing what each other were truly capable of, raising both his arms high in the sky with as he shouts out.]

We're gonna destroy whatever comes our way don't you worry, Nimona!

[Winking coyly as he strikes a signature pose, extending out his left arm making a peace sign with his hand.]