Open calling all muscles

[bearhowling]

Type: Image + Text
Sender ID: GOLDEN (Kintoki)

To: Open
Subject: Lifting stuff bruh
Warnings: MUSCLES


[A message cuts through the shellwork like a GOLDEN flash of lightning! In it is a picture of Golden, lifting a giant ass boulder that's gotta weigh, like, a gazillion tons, above his head, with one hand!

Shirtless!

Sweating!

GOLDEN!!!!!!!!]

heh so what can the rest of you lift???? lookin for other strong and Golden people

Comments

how could you doubt this face that you cannot see because he is totally alhaitham

[empyrean_mirror]

That is simply the longest duration I have done such a thing

D O U B T S that statement

[bearhowling]

oh! why didnt ya say so? yeah thats cool not everyone can last that long

so what do ya usually do to train?

he is a beacon of truth

[empyrean_mirror]

[Shit. What does Alhaitham do to train. Kaveh's never actually asked or watched. Why the fuck is that man so ripped he is an OFFICE WORKER--]

Typically, I sort and reshelve books.

[Nailed it.]

a bag of deceit

[bearhowling]

you get ripped abs from sorting books?

got to be some heavy books. they let you do crunches with them?

[empyrean_mirror]

That would potentially damage the books.

[bearhowling]

would it? then wut do u do as a workout???

[Doubting!]

actually alhaitham this time (kaveh got caught)

[indispensable]

Push ups, planks, stretches and squats. I also do other exercises when they are necessary, but those four are the main ones that I tend to do more than most.