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[empyrean_mirror]

Type: Video
Sender ID: paradisaea (Kaveh)
To: public
Subject: free book available!
Warnings: just a very, very poorly written book! Possible mild spoilers for genshin impact up to patch 4.8 in comments, but nothing huge.

[Oh, it's Kaveh, waving at the camera. He looks...slightly damp? And Shadowlily appears to have burrowed into his shirt and is still grumbling at him LOUDLY the entire video.]

So I don't suppose anyone would be interested in a one-of-a-kind, annotated copy of a novel from another world, would they?

[Please. Please dear god take it from him.]

Comments

[afflatusexarch]

Theoretically? What do you mean?

[empyrean_mirror]

I mean it was so meandering and boring it was hard to remember there was a murderer.

[afflatusexarch]

I suppose I must needs defer to your judgement..

[empyrean_mirror]

I'm sure Heizou will be happy to share if you're that curious.

[afflatusexarch]

I just suppose I am surprised you are so adamant about how horrible this harmless book is.

[empyrean_mirror]

Why would it be surprising? I have standards for my reading material, you know.

[afflatusexarch]

And yet those standards seem to become quite relaxed in other areas.

[empyrean_mirror]

...What are you implying, sir.

[afflatusexarch]

I doubt that I am implying anything at all, my friend.

[empyrean_mirror]

What I do when inebriated does not count.

[HMMPH.]

[afflatusexarch]

[ Don't do this Kaveh. You're walking right into it... ]

Ah, so then I should ask you what does count. I see.

[empyrean_mirror]

You could try counting my academic work.

[afflatusexarch]

I would, but you seem particularly shy about your achievements.