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Type: Video
Sender ID: paradisaea (Kaveh)
To: public
Subject: free book available!
Warnings: just a very, very poorly written book! Possible mild spoilers for genshin impact up to patch 4.8 in comments, but nothing huge.

[Oh, it's Kaveh, waving at the camera. He looks...slightly damp? And Shadowlily appears to have burrowed into his shirt and is still grumbling at him LOUDLY the entire video.]

So I don't suppose anyone would be interested in a one-of-a-kind, annotated copy of a novel from another world, would they?

[Please. Please dear god take it from him.]

Comments

Video | yuezun

[yuezun]

What is it about?

text | un: astudyinviolet

[astudyinviolet]

Why are you wet with a book?

[ Being wet with a one-of-a-kind books spells bad news to him.... ]

action

[indispensable]

[Guess who is currently resting his head on Kaveh's lap and letting out a snort as soon as he's done making that post.]

You're giving away that special, one of a kind, out of print book that has been penned by the most influential figures in Sumeru?

[He's not counting himself in that, by the way.]

Text, UN: 🖕 nunya🖕

[telepathicignorance]

So how bad is this book and what sort of annotations?

video; un:catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

What kinda book is it?

[Just. Hanging upside down in the video with one leg, the other leg he's using the foot to hold the phone. I'm sorry your child is like this Kaveh.]

text | un: book2thehead

[book2thehead]

I'd be happy to take it off of your hands~

Un: triompheduhimbo | Video

[triompheduhimbo]

Oooh?

[ Sorry Kaveh, you have a Fontainian French himbo looking at you with a cheerful expression, curiousity obvious on his face-- ]

Bien sûr, I'd love to take a look-see at this book, especially if it's from your world! I adore reading whatever I can!

[ Just don't be offended if he finds it boring and tosses it out a nearby window... ]

voice; un: noah

[afflatusexarch]

Kaveh, I am wounded that you did not bring this matter up to me.

voice | un: netherese

[netherese]

[A book, you say!]

Now, it's a rare occasion indeed where I encounter a book I didn't find to be worth my time. One of a kind, you say?

[He sounds so optimistic, so hopeful.]

un: historiology, video

[historiology]

A book from another world? One of a kind? I'd be curious. Why would you give something like that away? It sounds special. Ah, that is, I'm assuming it's one from your world? From home?

[At the least. He assumes? He could be wrong. But Sorey can't help being curious. Wondering if it might be something like his journal. With all his notes about history, ruins he had discovered.]