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Type: Video
Sender ID: paradisaea (Kaveh)
To: public
Subject: free book available!
Warnings: just a very, very poorly written book! Possible mild spoilers for genshin impact up to patch 4.8 in comments, but nothing huge.

[Oh, it's Kaveh, waving at the camera. He looks...slightly damp? And Shadowlily appears to have burrowed into his shirt and is still grumbling at him LOUDLY the entire video.]

So I don't suppose anyone would be interested in a one-of-a-kind, annotated copy of a novel from another world, would they?

[Please. Please dear god take it from him.]

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[BIG SQUEAK.

Oh god gale you heard NOTHING. NOTHING!!!]

Wh--Haitham!

[he does pull his hand away and. Audibly grimaces.]

I--I promise you they aren't.

[netherese]

[This is far, far too entertaining.]

Kaveh, surely you must realize as a fellow scholar that such insistent protests are like to encourage one's insatiable curiosity! If it really means that much to you, however, I suppose I can allow this opportunity to pass, though I fear a part of me will always yearn to know...

[How could you do this to him.]

[indispensable]

[Yeah senior how dare you be in the way of knowledge seeking.]

At this point it sounds like it might be a regret that he'll take to the grave... are you truly going to let that happen, senior, when you have the means to prevent such a tragedy?

[Alhaitham is very much playing this up but really Kaveh is asking for it at this point. And its just fun to see the way he's huffing and puffing.]

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But...But I...

[He promised Heizou! THough he hasn't handed over the book yet. And if Gale only wants to see it...]

Is it really so fascinating to you?