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[velocityraptor]

Type: Text
Sender ID: velocityraptor (Hawks)
To: General Public
Subject: Small PSA
Warnings: None


If you see the big not-quite-a-bird in the sky circling around please don't shoot.

I mean. You're not going to hit me, but it's kinda rude.

Also, I'm Hawks. If you need anything at all, just let me know.

Comments

Private

[velocityraptor]

[ They have nothing to worry about, animals are not too small scale for him to worry about, but he'll probably patrol from above. Some animals can't get over the fact he probably smells like a bird. Cats never liked him, after all. ]

Of course I would be happy to deal with any poachers that should happen to appear, or any villains for that matter. I'd love to help out.

Private

[telepathicignorance]

(There's a third reason they're doing this: if he's a fellow volunteer they can find out what hours he works and schedule any villainy they might need to do for times he's busy. If they're stealthy or fast enough to get done before news gets out and he's not in the immediate area...)

Alright. It's located at (They give the coordinates for the entrance.)

Private

[velocityraptor]

[ They are definitely welcome to try and get away with things when he's not paying attention, after all he can't possibly be everywhere at once, although as far as Hawks knows, Chris seems like a perfectly upstanding person. He has no suspicions at all. ]

Thanks a lot for the information, I'll swing by and see what I can help with!

Private

[telepathicignorance]

(OOC: By the way I sent you a friend request on Plurk.)

(Chris is a decent person who cares about others... but even as a hero they were a shady, deeply questionable shithead. Now they're that and deeply unhinged from traumas that people really aren't supposed to survive.)

It's a pretty great place.