Backdated to mid month

[telepathicignorance]

Type: Text
Sender ID: 🖕nunya🖕 (Sidestep)
To: Everyone
Subject: PSA
Warnings: None, probably

Just so you guys know, the giftboxes are trying to eat people.

(This post brought to you by Hiro suggesting Sidestep warn people about the gifts grabbing people.)

Comments

un; perfpilot, text

[sos_pilot]

I KNOW RIGHT THIS IS AMAZING

[ someone's been having fun. ]

[telepathicignorance]

Not for the people being eaten! They're getting kids!

(...It is kinda funny, though. Not that they're gonna admit that just yet. Not on a public network post that's not anonymous.)

[sos_pilot]

it'll build character

besides, i'm out here kicking box butt!

i mean i'm not sure they have butts

you get the point

[telepathicignorance]

I guess it's not like they're killing anyone.

...And it is kinda funny.

[sos_pilot]

there are funny quips within you

i know there are

let them out, set them free

[telepathicignorance]

Not sure "a box of terrified screaming children" is on anyone's Christmas list.

[sos_pilot]

Good start good start

gotta let them out, even if they're been knot-ty

get it because ribbon bows wraps knots

[telepathicignorance]

Not sure anyone could point fingers anyway. I certainly wouldn't call these giftboxes nice.

(Clearly, they are all knotty.)

[sos_pilot]

When you're being labeled, it's easy to feel like you're boxed in.

[telepathicignorance]

I guess to beat this problem we'll have to think outside of the box.

[sos_pilot]

If it gets too tough, we should take up boxing lessons!

[telepathicignorance]

Box the boxes to keep them from boxing up people?

...Sure we shouldn't tie them up instead?

[sos_pilot]

Welp, you caught me, now I'm all tongue-tied.

[telepathicignorance]

Guess that's a wrap, then.

[sos_pilot]

A++++ punning session, i am so proud of you ;_;

[telepathicignorance]

Yeah, whatever.

(And we are back to being a huge jerk.)

un: bountyfull

[bountyfull]

Are... are you serious?

[telepathicignorance]

Yeah. I just had to stop one grabbing a kid.

text; un: catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

Already know that. Nearly got chewed up by one.

[Does that really surprise anyone?]

[telepathicignorance]

So did you try to fight it or did it get you by surprise?

[catsgothistongue]

Both? It was about to make a snack of a hedgehog before I stepped in. There was more than one of those bastards, so one got the jump on me by luck.

[telepathicignorance]

Hedgehog person, right?

(Though they suppose Ranma might turn out to have a soft spot for animal hedgehogs or something.)

Didn't think you'd fall for such an amateur tactic.

(Yeah yeah, not everyone can read minds... excuses.)