Backdated to mid month

[telepathicignorance]

Type: Text
Sender ID: 🖕nunya🖕 (Sidestep)
To: Everyone
Subject: PSA
Warnings: None, probably

Just so you guys know, the giftboxes are trying to eat people.

(This post brought to you by Hiro suggesting Sidestep warn people about the gifts grabbing people.)

Comments

[sos_pilot]

Good start good start

gotta let them out, even if they're been knot-ty

get it because ribbon bows wraps knots

[telepathicignorance]

Not sure anyone could point fingers anyway. I certainly wouldn't call these giftboxes nice.

(Clearly, they are all knotty.)

[sos_pilot]

When you're being labeled, it's easy to feel like you're boxed in.

[telepathicignorance]

I guess to beat this problem we'll have to think outside of the box.

[sos_pilot]

If it gets too tough, we should take up boxing lessons!

[telepathicignorance]

Box the boxes to keep them from boxing up people?

...Sure we shouldn't tie them up instead?

[sos_pilot]

Welp, you caught me, now I'm all tongue-tied.

[telepathicignorance]

Guess that's a wrap, then.

[sos_pilot]

A++++ punning session, i am so proud of you ;_;

[telepathicignorance]

Yeah, whatever.

(And we are back to being a huge jerk.)