Scrambled Egg Zone Act I

[reneggadetinkerer]

Type: VIDEO
Sender ID: reneggadetinkerer (Dr. Robotnik)
To: General Public
Subject: Introductions
Warnings: ~THEATRICS~

[The first thing you might notice on the screen is a bulbous pink nose. A nose from under which a massive, aburn, magnificent mustache extends off to either side like the bristles of two enormous brushes. Only then might you notice the glint of dark spectacles completely enshrouding the eyes of the one beginning this broadcast. As he pulls his shellphone away, you get the full picture; a rotund man that simply exudes the aura of a mad genius.]

Attention! As loathsome as it is to admit this, I appear to be stranded on this overly moist macrocosm like the rest of you. The accommodations I've found myself in are abhorrent, frankly, and I refuse to live like a deckswab. As such, I'm taking it upon myself to begin searching for more appropriate facilities so that I might continue my work. If anyone out there knows of any...let's say...recently vacated warehouses or factories...or, better yet, an island that I may lay claim to as my own, I can repay you with the knowledge that you've helped secure the great Dr. Ivo Robotnik a place where he can properly work. For the betterment of...everyone.

Apparently. Pah.

Oh, and if there's anyone out there versed in this "magitech" I keep hearing about, make yourself known! I'll have you disclose your findings so that I might better ascertain the nature of this technological power. Better yet, if you have anything worth disassembling, bring it to me.

But don't expect compensation!

Comments

Voice | un: wherethereislight

[wherethereislight]

[Oh. He just had to be here too?] What you have is enough. [Hear that? Sounds like the wind in the background. He's going around trying to figure out where the Doctor is currently bunkering.]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Ah, Shadow. Sonic let slip that you were here. I'm afraid you won't be getting the drop on me that easily.

I took the liberty of making sure this little device does not broadcast my location.

[wherethereislight]

[...The hell, Sonic?] Only delaying the inevitable. The fact you need to such precaution tells me whatever you're planning here won't be anything good. As always.

[reneggadetinkerer]

Oh but Shadow, I'm just one man against the Ultimate Life Form. I'm hardly a challenge for you as I am now.

[wherethereislight]

Tch. And it would be a mistake to leave you be. Your words are meaningless.

[reneggadetinkerer]

And you believe that Sonic will just stand by and allow you to deal with me?

[wherethereislight]

[Whhhy] If I find you first, it won't matter what he tries to do.

[reneggadetinkerer]

Is that so?

We'll certainly see about that.