shellphones | oh good, another hedgehog

Type: Video
Sender ID: spinsandneedles (Sonic)
To: General Public
Subject: new phone who dis
Warnings: furries

[Sup buckaroos, this strange looking blue creature pops into focus after fiddling with his shellphone (a pun that he absolutely appreciates, good job whoever invented these). Despite the fact that he's stuck here on this weirdo wet planet with all this damn water, he seems to be pretty cheerful!]

There we go, I think... I'm just gonna assume this is recording-- Aaaand, hi everybody! My name's Sonic, I'm new here, and I'm pretty eager to dig into whatever's going on here and help out however I can! If you need something done fast, I'm your guy. Pssst, this is how you make an introduction other hedgehog, take notes.

Anyway, nice to meet everyone! And I do mean everyone. I get around real quick and I have no chill, you can't avoid me forever! That'ssss about all I've got for now-- Oh! So, asking for a friend, does anyone happen to have any spare like, pool noodles or y'know, floaty things. That float in water? I-- that is, my real friend that I have that I'm asking for kinda swims like a boulder. And this planet is like, really wet? Sooooo.

Yeah! I'll catch you all later.

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I should probably ask and find out? I wouldn't want to get anyone in trouble. Or get in trouble myself for doing something without checking first. I don't know if things might be different here than back home.

But right! I'm Chopper! Tony Tony Chopper.

Never hurts to ask!

Double Tony, huh? Nice to meet you!

[he'll just refrain from making jokes about a Doctor named Chopper, little dude's too adorable to pick on.]

You too! Or, I guess. This is as good as it gets. Meeting someone. Aside from being in person, with these things. They're pretty handy! Like what we have back home but smaller. And not just the Marines having them.

[The snail phone things. He supposes that is the closest equivalent back home. Of course it is a little trickier to figure communication when out at sea.]

These are a little bulkier than what I'm used to. They get the job done well enough, though!

Mm. These are smaller than the snail phones back home. But I think I get the idea? Sort of.

[The texting being like writing a letter. The voice like talking on one of the phones back home, the snail ones. The video is new to him but he's trying to learn and get the hang of it.]

Snail phones? Are they just like, round or something?

[Surely they're not made of an actual snail??? That would just be weird hahaaa]

Sort of round. They look like snails, anyway. I've only seen the Marines use them. We don't have one.

[It's One Piece. Some things you just don't think too much about or question. The phones being one aspect. Yeah.]

Huh. Are they just not that common?

Only the Marines have them. As far as I am aware. At least, back home.

[So it is definitely not as common. At least in Chopper's experience. He's still figuring how to use this. But he is getting there, figuring the basics easily enough for the most part. Even if it might be slightly more awkward for him with the hooves.]

Just the wet cops, huh. Sounds pretty inconvenient for the rest of the world, then. Sounds pretty sus.

[Marines are Wet Cops now and you can't change Sonic's mind]

There are other ways to communicate. Smoke signals, letters, that sort of thing. But that isn't as quick as these. Or the snail phones back home. I think those just had people's voice. Not like writing, uh, 'texting' or showing someone like these, though.

[Not the worst or most inaccurate assessment. Marines are just against pirates. Not that that has stopped Chopper helping them when they needed treatment for injuries after getting caught in a storm.]

Smoke signals? Bro, is your planet still using dial up, too!? Sounds like the dark ages!

I mean, signals are usually best, easier, when traveling or out on a ship at sea. But it wasn't that bad? I did say some people had phones. Just not quite like this.

....

What's dial up?

Oh no, don't tell me you don't have the internet. It's so much harder to explain than phones, uhhh... Well, I guess these are a good example of that, too.

I have no idea what an internet is. Is it something like the phones?

[Sonic mentions the phones being an example? Sort of?]

oh good, another hedgehog

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