anon ⊗ dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Type: Text
Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone
Subject: first date help!!
Warnings: none

uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]

Comments

text | anonymous

[astudyinviolet]

[ The case of oh gods I think I might have feelings towards my flatmate because the possibility was brought up and I actually considered it instead of instantly rejecting the idea. ]

A case study does not need an actual case in order to fulfill a gap in knowledge.

[ The case was him. He was the case. ]

[flamekthunder]

oh then why did you read it?

[astudyinviolet]

To fill a gap in knowledge.

[flamekthunder]

[...

Sounds plausible.

Wait, why is he even asking these questions—

No wait, there was something he noticed.]

but why just romance novels? didn't you talk to real couples?

[astudyinviolet]

Would you go up to strangers and start interrogating them about their romantic life?

The fact that you are doing this behind anonymity suggests not.

[flamekthunder]

i have my reasons!!! 😤😤
😤


but aren't romance novels just idealized forms of romance?

[astudyinviolet]

They must have some element of truth, and in light of having no other resources, I could at least try to understand the author's intent with how the elements are constructed.

[flamekthunder]

better than nothing, true. and better than reading those "how to date" guides 🙄

the plots can be so dumb, tho......

[astudyinviolet]

Lacking any other avenue to obtain the information, I turned to what was available.

[flamekthunder]

if that's all you had then makes sense!!

and it's still helpful, so thank you for the suggestions 🤗🤗

[Even if Eustace himself is still...skeptical, he can't deny that some of what was given made sense. Not to mention the person clearly went through the effort to share it, so he won't overlook that.]

[astudyinviolet]

Best of luck in your endeavor.