anon ⊗ dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Type: Text
Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone
Subject: first date help!!
Warnings: none

uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]

Comments

[flamekthunder]

[Well now he's not going to believe it.]

whaaat seriously? how could you forget something so important!!

are you lying? 🙄

[halfdog]

Of course I'm not lying, you idiot!

[ HE'S DIGGING HIS OWN GRAVE ]

Why would I lie about something like that!? Who does that?

[flamekthunder]

a lying liar 😝

[Okay, this is admittedly a little amusing—]

come on come on was it a dinner? movie? did you give her flowers? sing a song? 😜😜😜

[halfdog]

I told you I don't remember, okay!? M- maybe we took a walk together, or something! I don't know!

[flamekthunder]

wow you'd break her heart if she heard that 🙄

first dates are supposed to be special, you're not supposed to FORGET

[halfdog]

Says the one who's askin' for advice in the first place! You have no idea what you're doing!

[flamekthunder]

think i know more than you 😝

[halfdog]

As if! [ ughhhHHH THIS CONVERSATION IS SO ANNOYING ]

What does it matter if you make the date special or not!? You're hanging out with them, right? That should be enough!

[flamekthunder]

for any other date sure.

but this is our FIRST one as a couple. it might not need to be suuuuuper extravagant, but i do want it to memorable!

you know

SO WE DON'T FORGET 💢

[Eustace may or may not be finding this actually amusing.]

[halfdog]

One date can be like any other date! I don’t gotta remember because they all were special, alright!?

[flamekthunder]

you can keep telling yourself that ❤️

[halfdog]

[ UGHHHHHHHHHHH ]

Good luck on your terrible date!

[flamekthunder]

hehe at least i have one~! 😜😜

[Oh that's mean and he knows it. But whatever.]

[halfdog]

[ wow okay OUCH ]

So what!? Kagome's not here, so of course I don't have one! [ Ah. There's something in his tone, but he quickly masks it with another hitch of his tone. ]

But it's not like I wanted to go to that stupid gale, anyway! Especially if you're there!

[flamekthunder]

[...Okay, maybe it was a little too mean. Some regrets, but what's done is done.]

whaaat no that's sad!!! 😢😢 no wonder you're so grumpy about it!!

you should still go! 👍 go with some friends or make some new ones!

[halfdog]

[ Yeah, you should feel bad! ]

Don't go feelin' sorry for me now! I'm gunna find a way to get out of this stupid world, so I'm not going to waste my time trying to make new friends!

[flamekthunder]

wowow working hard so you can go back to your lady love!!!!!

amazing..... 🤩🤩

[Well, it is kind of impressive if that really is the motivation.]

[halfdog]

[ lfnsfainLINDSLFIBASGKDBHGSLDHINFLHNLFIANS ]

I... i-i-it's not like that!! Shaddap, you!

[flamekthunder]

ehehehe i wish you luck!! i'm sure your deep love will help you pull through!!!! 👊👊👊

🎀

[halfdog]

[ Cue the flustered gibberish as Inuyasha suddenly SHUTS OFF THE SHELLPHONE


probably by throwing it against the wall. who knows. he'll get you next time!! ]