flamekthunder: (ϟ 240)
Eustace ([personal profile] flamekthunder) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-02-03 01:13 pm

anon ⊗ dating advice

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Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
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Subject: first date help!!
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uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰


[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]
nutsornothing: (116)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2025-02-17 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
For sure! Last Dragon's Gale there was hella stuff to do with couples. I kicked a dragon's ass in a castle who tried to keep her as treasure but that's probably not a good date idea to be honest even if it would totally make them want to get into your pants.

[Says the desperate virgin like he knows anything about that.]
Edited 2025-02-17 02:51 (UTC)
nutsornothing: (147)

I'm so sorry LOL

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2025-02-20 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You never know it's worth a shot! Maybe you can get some before your date if you're stupid lucky, right?!
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2025-02-26 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
What? Sex?! Are you afraid or something?!

If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend and you're afraid of that you got a more serious problem than what your first real date is gonna be!


[Why is he like this...]
nutsornothing: (113)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2025-03-04 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
So what?! Some people like banging in public too y'know?

[Completely misunderstood the point of that with his mind in the gutter now.]
Edited 2025-03-04 03:25 (UTC)