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[seasaltkeys]

Type: Text
Sender ID: seasaltkeys (Roxas)
To: Everyone
Subject: Don't let Sora near the water
Warnings: Context


If anyone sees Sora trying to get in the water, please stop him.

I don't need him doing something dumb

Comments

[seasaltkeys]

He texted me about it. He's worried that it's bottomless or there's a weird fish dimension or something.

I told him there's people we can talk to but I don't want him just diving in. It could be dangerous!

[sos_pilot]

he didn't drink any of that special cactus juice did he

[seasaltkeys]

It wouldn't surprise me but also he's just like that sometimes.

[sos_pilot]

not exactly reassuring

okay he calls me auntie so maybe he'll listen if you tell him "auntie della said there's nothing important down there so knock it off."

[seasaltkeys]

I mean, I'll give it a shot. Hopefully he'll listen to you.

[sos_pilot]

if need be, i'm happy to come over and smack sone sense into him

[ may involve literal smacking ]

[seasaltkeys]

[Sora deserves it. Probably.]

I'll let you know if I need it. Usually I can guilt him into things.

[He's got a Look for such times.]

[sos_pilot]

excellent! be ready to get out a good old "i'm disappointed in you", that can break a good heart or two.

[seasaltkeys]

I'll remember that. It would probably work on him real good to

[sos_pilot]

as a parent i'm loaded with the perfect guilt-slingers

"you're better than this"
"is this how you want to see yourself"
"i can't stop you but i can judge you"

[seasaltkeys]

Yeah, those seem pretty bad.

[It's not like he had parents, so he doesn't really have a benchmark.]

[sos_pilot]

why thank you!

hopefully i won't have to use them too much here, but i'll always be locked and loaded if need be

[seasaltkeys]

Well, I'll try not to get your bad side.

[sos_pilot]

a good kid like you? i think you'd have to try extra hard for that ;)

[seasaltkeys]

Don't know if that's something I want to go for

[sos_pilot]

it's a joke/compliment!!! i'm praising you because you're such a good kiddo!!!

[seasaltkeys]

Right.

yeah.

I knew that.