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[truthspeaker]

Type: text + photo
Sender ID: truthspeaker
To: everyone
Subject: Hey quick question
Warnings: just food crimes

[you can't stop her now that she's figured out how to use her shellphone with video and photo capabilities, and that means... she's going to be causing problems on purpose (and not on purpose)]

What in Storms name are THESE on my food??? Are they BUGS? Are they actually putting bugs on my food??

(not actually bugs, just shrimp, she doesn't know that)

I've eaten some questionable food, but never.... BUGS.

[Are shrimps bugs???? discuss.]

Comments

[truthspeaker]

As real as this could be if they were alive and squirming their way down to your belly, yes.

[subigito]

Those are no more alive than they are bugs.

[truthspeaker]

And yet, someone has told me at the very least they're related to bugs.

Squirmy, crawling cremlings. I cannot imagine eating them. These look too crunchy. Too many legs.

[subigito]

Then simply don't eat them. Why do you feel the need to make this everyone else's problem?

[truthspeaker]

Because people are willingly eating BUGS? That's weird and quite franky, gross.

[Shrimps is bugs, Astarion, get with it.]

[subigito]

Everyone told you it's just shrimp. Are you normally this obstinate, or is this special to being picky about food?

[truthspeaker]

They don't exist on my world! I don't know what the storms a shrimp is! It looks like a bug that eats rotting people!

[subigito]

Then simply don't eat them.

[truthspeaker]

What insightful advice, as if I didn't think of that already. The next time I'm baffled at the food choices of an entirely different world with an entirely different set of food, I'll look to your guidance.

[Sorry, that sarcasm is coming out full force on you Astarion. u.u]