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[truthspeaker]

Type: text + photo
Sender ID: truthspeaker
To: everyone
Subject: Hey quick question
Warnings: just food crimes

[you can't stop her now that she's figured out how to use her shellphone with video and photo capabilities, and that means... she's going to be causing problems on purpose (and not on purpose)]

What in Storms name are THESE on my food??? Are they BUGS? Are they actually putting bugs on my food??

(not actually bugs, just shrimp, she doesn't know that)

I've eaten some questionable food, but never.... BUGS.

[Are shrimps bugs???? discuss.]

Comments

un: standingonmyneck

[standingonmyneck]

They do say shrimp are the cockroaches of the sea.

[truthspeaker]

I'm not sure I know what a cockroach is either, but it sounds like at least someone agrees they're bugs.

[Maybe?? She can only hope. She's so tired.]

[standingonmyneck]

I mean bottom feeders are bottom feeders. One just lives in the ocean and gets made into scampi and the other can survive nuclear apocalypse.