Valentine's Day / Voice / un; GOLDEN

[bearhowling]

Yo, so how many of ya know about Valentine's Day? It was pretty big back in Chaldea so I was kinda curious.

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[refantasma]

[Nico scowls.]

I wish my Zeus was like that. Didn't mean Ares. I mostly dealt with my Father, his wife Persephone, and Demeter. Demeter kept trying to feed me cereal. But I did meet Artemis and Apollo. I liked Apollo.

[Artemis, not so much.]

[bearhowling]

That's kind of a shame, Ares really did us a solid when saving the world.

[Er... by destroying a world... details...]

Oh, yeah I've met Artemis and Apollo too. Apollo mostly hung around this kid named Paris as a sheep. And Artemis...

...

...She really loves her husband, Orion.

[refantasma]

[Nico's face goes blank for a moment.]

WHAT?!

[bearhowling]

What?

[What's up with that reaction!? Did he miss something somewhere?]

[refantasma]

Orion and Artemis hate each other in my world. Or he hates her because she's the Goddess of Virginity. And she hates boys.

[bearhowling]

Huh, that's kind of different from the two that I know.

Artemis usually clings to him and doesn't like being away from him, or him going after other women. And Orion isn't as clingy, but still really cares for her.

[refantasma]

[Nico's eye is twitching.]

Excuse me. I think I'm going to throw up.

[bearhowling]

They can be a lot, especially Artemis when she feels jealous.

[refantasma]

...This is the most bizarre thing I've ever heard. And I've had the Goddess Demeter lecture me about cereal.

[bearhowling]

You got lectured by a god about cereal?

[refantasma]

And that's not even the weirdest part of my life.

[bearhowling]

What's the weirdest part?

[refantasma]

Time travel. I'm originally from the 1940s. Now I'm living in 2009.