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Ugh! I've had just about enough of this!

[ To the surprise of no one at all, Inuyasha is flashing his mean mug to the screen, sporting his usual scowl. No, he is not happy to be addressing any of you, but this is a matter of importance. ]

This is the third place this week that's tried to kick me out— where am I suppose to eat now, huh!? All the ramen shop owners have just up and disappeared all of a sudden!

[ He leans a bit closer to the screen, yellow eyes seemingly peering into your own. Yeah, he's talking to you specifically!! ]

All this backstabbing and lying about these damn whales is really pissing me off! So if you're the one causing all this mess, you better fess up! Do it or I'm comin' for you myself!

[ He puffs out a sigh before leaning away from the shellphone, still scowling. ]

You better not be holdin' out on any information about those stupid crystals, either. I'm gunna find the guys who did this, with or without anyone's help! So if you're thinking about doin' the same you better not slow me down.

[ There's a low grumble that follows... but is that from him or his stomach? Inuyasha groans, muttering something low yet audible under his breath: ]

My ramen...

[ Was he just hangry? ]

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...Can you not cook for yourself?

You'd think I'd be asking if I could!? [ He knows......... very little. ]

Get in line, Fido. You're not the first to've been thrown out of their shops, so put a cork in it.

[He feels your pain Inuyasha. Just the other day, he could walk into any store and grab a bite to eat. Now, with this whole debacle going on, they're on edge and treatin' them Corsairs like total dirt. More so than usual, anyway. Least before they were allowed to go near the shops.]

Can'tcha make your own ramen if you're so pressed 'bout it? It's not that hard to make.

[Inuyasha what is she going to DO with you.

She pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs.]

Where are you.

Can't imagine why'd they throw you out, idiot. [ Ugh!! This kid again!!

At least he understood by Inuyasha was pissed, so that did calm him down just a little— ]

I can't makem' like they do! They use a special kind or sauce or somethin', and their noodles are different!

[ ...

H- huh? ]

Why do you wanna know?

Neither do I! I'm less likely to bite them like you are, so it's a complete mystery...

[Crossing his arms, mulling it over briefly to himself... before looking at the white-haired guy on the other end.]

Ramen's ramen. Long as it's edible, who cares how it's made?

Are you gonna make yourself dinner?

[Get it together, dogbrain.]

You’re telling me you can?

[...]

Is ramen the only thing you can eat?

Why not?

[How hard could it even be?]

{...just. This flat stare. For at least a minute. Then...}

What did you eat before you met her? {Food, he suspects.}

My, my, sounds like someone is hungry. No good decisions ever are made on an empty stomach.

[The cleric hums.]

I wouldn't call my cooking spectacular but I know how to feed myself. Also... I do know a spell to summon food. Though... that food has magical properties best used before a fight.

As for the other things about whales and crystals... I'm afraid I know nothing about. It's not for a mission, is it?

[ why is this wolf always showing up and running his mouth.......... ]

'Course not! You'd be pissed if your favorite food got taken away, huh!?

[ okay he HATES that stare!! Stop looking at him like that!

He'll even glare back, trying to determine if this is just a picture of his brother or something else. Yet when he finally speaks, Inuyasha's scowl will only deepens further. ]

Just... whatever was around! I don't know!

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Whaddya mean "why not"!? Have you never done it before!?

[ Inuyasha will deepen his scowl at the first comment, but soon anger turns into curiosity. ]

You make food? With magic? How's that even possible?

[ He doesn't care where it comes from, he just wants some! ]

And it's not a mission, but some people were askin' for help. From what I've heard some idiots are messing around and doing a lot of shady stuff. Folks are blaming each other and more and more people are going missin'.

So keep your ears open. If you hear anything I wanna be the first to know so I can whack who's ever fault this is!

I ain't biting no one!

[ Who do you think he is? Some kind of animal? ]

And I dunno how it's made, I just eat 'em!

[ Ah, it's grumpy dog. ]

The Seventh Heaven Bar & Grill is open to anyone, unless you start breaking stuff and causing trouble. Then we launch you off the catapult into the ocean.

[ The last part is a lie. Nimona just wishes they had a catapult to yeet people. ]

We don't make ramen, though.

What makes you think I go around causing trouble?

[ He's glaring!! But maybe because he's actually hungry...

At this point he could eat a whole demon. ]

What do they got, then?

It's totally a general "you"! Just anyone that makes trouble.

[ Hehe. Grouchy dog is grouchy. ]

We've got pizza and burgers, and lots of desserts.

[ Nimona turns the device to show off the kitchen where meat is being cooked and a pizza is being sliced up. ]

Yeah, well, anyone who is making trouble has to deal with me first. Starting with these stupid whale hunters!

[ He's still so, so mad about that. However, the conversation merges towards food, and he's a little interested...

Inuyasha's ears perk up, and the rolling of his stomach continues. ]

Pizza and burgers? Huh... I think I've had those before. Which one is the meat thing?

We usually get more of the drunkards seeing as how we serve alcohol. A good ol' dunk in the ocean will wake 'em right up! Ooo, you know what we could do? Dress up like a whale and see if we catch the whale hunters.

[ She could totally do that. Catch the whale hunters red-handed.

Got him! New customer secured. ]

The burger is the meat thing. You can request meat on your pizza, though!

[ ...

Inuyasha ponders at that.

Like really, legitimately thinks through that suggestion. ]

Hey, maybe you're onto something. If they're trying to catch a whale, then dressin' up like one might lure 'em out.

Do you think that'll actually work?

[ He'll come back to the food thing in a second this was obviously a VERY important thing to talk about ]

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