shellphones | First Strike | An Investigation

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Sender ID: halfdog (Inuyasha)
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Ugh! I've had just about enough of this!

[ To the surprise of no one at all, Inuyasha is flashing his mean mug to the screen, sporting his usual scowl. No, he is not happy to be addressing any of you, but this is a matter of importance. ]

This is the third place this week that's tried to kick me out— where am I suppose to eat now, huh!? All the ramen shop owners have just up and disappeared all of a sudden!

[ He leans a bit closer to the screen, yellow eyes seemingly peering into your own. Yeah, he's talking to you specifically!! ]

All this backstabbing and lying about these damn whales is really pissing me off! So if you're the one causing all this mess, you better fess up! Do it or I'm comin' for you myself!

[ He puffs out a sigh before leaning away from the shellphone, still scowling. ]

You better not be holdin' out on any information about those stupid crystals, either. I'm gunna find the guys who did this, with or without anyone's help! So if you're thinking about doin' the same you better not slow me down.

[ There's a low grumble that follows... but is that from him or his stomach? Inuyasha groans, muttering something low yet audible under his breath: ]

My ramen...

[ Was he just hangry? ]

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[ Ah, it's grumpy dog. ]

The Seventh Heaven Bar & Grill is open to anyone, unless you start breaking stuff and causing trouble. Then we launch you off the catapult into the ocean.

[ The last part is a lie. Nimona just wishes they had a catapult to yeet people. ]

We don't make ramen, though.

What makes you think I go around causing trouble?

[ He's glaring!! But maybe because he's actually hungry...

At this point he could eat a whole demon. ]

What do they got, then?

It's totally a general "you"! Just anyone that makes trouble.

[ Hehe. Grouchy dog is grouchy. ]

We've got pizza and burgers, and lots of desserts.

[ Nimona turns the device to show off the kitchen where meat is being cooked and a pizza is being sliced up. ]

Yeah, well, anyone who is making trouble has to deal with me first. Starting with these stupid whale hunters!

[ He's still so, so mad about that. However, the conversation merges towards food, and he's a little interested...

Inuyasha's ears perk up, and the rolling of his stomach continues. ]

Pizza and burgers? Huh... I think I've had those before. Which one is the meat thing?

We usually get more of the drunkards seeing as how we serve alcohol. A good ol' dunk in the ocean will wake 'em right up! Ooo, you know what we could do? Dress up like a whale and see if we catch the whale hunters.

[ She could totally do that. Catch the whale hunters red-handed.

Got him! New customer secured. ]

The burger is the meat thing. You can request meat on your pizza, though!

[ ...

Inuyasha ponders at that.

Like really, legitimately thinks through that suggestion. ]

Hey, maybe you're onto something. If they're trying to catch a whale, then dressin' up like one might lure 'em out.

Do you think that'll actually work?

[ He'll come back to the food thing in a second this was obviously a VERY important thing to talk about ]

[ She plops her chin in her hand, and gets real close to the shellphone camera. Her whole face takes up the screen. ]

Probably! Or I could turn into a tiny fish and swim under hidden a big whale and they'd never see me pop out and spring the trap on them!

[ A pink whale might stand out, after all. ]

You can turn into a fish? [ Shippo can turn into things, too... but not as cool as that. ] You sure ya ain't a demon?

I can turn into any animal!

[ She shrugs at his second question. ]

Dunno. Whatever I am, I'm the only one of my kind.

Dunno if that's a good or bad thing yet— [ The being "one of my kind" thing.

He'll look suspiciously into the screen, but there's no mistaking that boyish curiosity for laying out the perfect trap. ]

But the plan doesn't sound too bad... you turn into a fish and once they come, I can put the jump on 'em!

Used to be a bad thing, not sure what the future's gonna be, but at least I found someone who accepts me as I am. [ More than just one person in this world...

Nimona pounds one fist into another. ]

We're gonna beat them up before turning them up, right? For all the trouble they've caused.

Well, good! 'Cause if they didn't accept you, I'd have to go around pounding in their heads, too.

[ A friendly threat??? INUYASHA?? ]

Ya damn right we are! If you think I'm going to let those bastards get away without a couple of bruises, you're wrong! They're gunna wish they never even looked at those whales!

Aw, I didn't know we were such good friends that you'd go beat people up for me!

[ SHE APPRECIATES IT, OKAY? Nimona approves of violence. ]

We'll say they resisted arrest! We're two people who look totally totally believable!

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