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shellphones2025-03-07 05:19 pm
reneggadetinkerer) wrote in shellphones2025-03-07 05:19 pm
Scrambled Egg Zone Act II
Type: Video
Sender ID: reneggadetinkerer (Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik)
To: Public
Subject: A proposition, of sorts
Warnings: Scheming
[Now that Eggman has been here for a few months, he's about ready to make some moves. Specifically, he's been working on a little project. It's taken him some time to acclimate to the magitech of this world, and to gather appropriate resources, but the good doctor is nothing if not industrious.]
Attention fellow riftfarers!
I realize that I have not exactly made the...best impression to most of you. And still, there are others who come from my particular sphere of reality who have warned you that I am not to be trusted.
I readily admit that I have made a great many...missteps in my time. But never let it be said that Dr. Eggman can't shed his shell!
And so, I come to offer my particular brand of expertise. Behold!
[Eggman steps back and procures a small disc. A disc that, with the press of a button, creates a small projection of five, animal-themed automatons.]
These designs might be a bit antiquated but I am offering to construct these automatons for interested parties with custom functionality! They're quite good at reconnaissance and security, but they can also be used as personal assistants and companions! In fact, if you were interested, I could scale them down and make them into fun little toys for yourself or a friend! And I am offering these "Radniks" at a pittance! Whatever you wish to pay, I will gladly accept!
Consider this a peace offering from the great, magnanimous, Dr. Eggman.
And, if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask~
[OOC: Step one of Eggman's latest scheme is happening! These bots, while not dangerous now, are part of a long term scheme! If you're interested in getting involved, please feel free to let me know! You can reach out to me on the CR meme where I have some more details or message me on Discord of plurk at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
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Sender ID: reneggadetinkerer (Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik)
To: Public
Subject: A proposition, of sorts
Warnings: Scheming
[Now that Eggman has been here for a few months, he's about ready to make some moves. Specifically, he's been working on a little project. It's taken him some time to acclimate to the magitech of this world, and to gather appropriate resources, but the good doctor is nothing if not industrious.]
Attention fellow riftfarers!
I realize that I have not exactly made the...best impression to most of you. And still, there are others who come from my particular sphere of reality who have warned you that I am not to be trusted.
I readily admit that I have made a great many...missteps in my time. But never let it be said that Dr. Eggman can't shed his shell!
And so, I come to offer my particular brand of expertise. Behold!
[Eggman steps back and procures a small disc. A disc that, with the press of a button, creates a small projection of five, animal-themed automatons.]
These designs might be a bit antiquated but I am offering to construct these automatons for interested parties with custom functionality! They're quite good at reconnaissance and security, but they can also be used as personal assistants and companions! In fact, if you were interested, I could scale them down and make them into fun little toys for yourself or a friend! And I am offering these "Radniks" at a pittance! Whatever you wish to pay, I will gladly accept!
Consider this a peace offering from the great, magnanimous, Dr. Eggman.
And, if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask~
[OOC: Step one of Eggman's latest scheme is happening! These bots, while not dangerous now, are part of a long term scheme! If you're interested in getting involved, please feel free to let me know! You can reach out to me on the CR meme where I have some more details or message me on Discord of plurk at
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I'll have you know that my feminine counterpart would be just as much of a genius as I am and would have no use for superficial quantifiers such as "beauty!" Intelligence if the most beautiful thing of all!
Regardless, I'll just have to see to it that the Starfall Isles don't explode! A triviality for one such as I!
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Ooo, yeah... I should probably warn you, she was not, in fact, intelligent at all. She was the exact opposite. But... something incredible happened.
[ She clasps her hands together now and closes her eyes, as if she's recalling the most amazing thing that she is most definitely NOT just making up as she goes. ]
You said that the only way you could ever fall in love was with yourself... and that's exactly what happened. You decided that you wanted to find a way to bring your female counterpart back with you so that you could settle down and start a little egg family with her...
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Besides, I already adore myself as I am! I have no need for another me unless that other me is useful in my eternal machinations!
[He's sputtering so angrily he's practically red in the face.]
And another thing! Everyone knows that crossing paths with a parallel displaced duplicate is a recipe for a spatial paradox! And while I revel in wanton destruction, I only do so when it benefits me! Come back when you've learned the ins and outs of basic space-time you precocious pink prevaricator!
[He's. He's so angry. He's so angry that Amy is from the future and is clearly messing with him.]
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There's a soft click as Amy takes a screen shot of Eggman's angry, red face. ]
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DID YOU TAKE A SCREENSHOT?!
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[ SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO ANSWER YES OR NO! ]
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[He takes a screenshot and then, a moment later, sends her a photo of her own face with a bunch of MS Paint-level doodles and graffiti all over it. Why yes, Amy, those are stink lines.]
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The photo he gets back is indeed of his angry re face, but she has absolutely drawn girly eyelashes on over his stupid specs, along with a crudely drawn heart with the words Sonic's #1 fanboy! off to the side.
...there are also squiggly pink blush lines on his cheeks. ]
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[This time, he begins adding mechanical parts until the photo Amy gets back is actually kind of terrifying, turning her into some sort of cyborg.]