reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Funtimes)
Dr. Eggman ([personal profile] reneggadetinkerer) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-03-07 05:19 pm

Scrambled Egg Zone Act II

Type: Video
Sender ID: reneggadetinkerer (Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik)
To: Public
Subject: A proposition, of sorts
Warnings: Scheming

[Now that Eggman has been here for a few months, he's about ready to make some moves. Specifically, he's been working on a little project. It's taken him some time to acclimate to the magitech of this world, and to gather appropriate resources, but the good doctor is nothing if not industrious.]

Attention fellow riftfarers!

I realize that I have not exactly made the...best impression to most of you. And still, there are others who come from my particular sphere of reality who have warned you that I am not to be trusted.

I readily admit that I have made a great many...missteps in my time. But never let it be said that Dr. Eggman can't shed his shell!

And so, I come to offer my particular brand of expertise. Behold!

[Eggman steps back and procures a small disc. A disc that, with the press of a button, creates a small projection of five, animal-themed automatons.]

These designs might be a bit antiquated but I am offering to construct these automatons for interested parties with custom functionality! They're quite good at reconnaissance and security, but they can also be used as personal assistants and companions! In fact, if you were interested, I could scale them down and make them into fun little toys for yourself or a friend! And I am offering these "Radniks" at a pittance! Whatever you wish to pay, I will gladly accept!

Consider this a peace offering from the great, magnanimous, Dr. Eggman.

And, if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask~

[OOC: Step one of Eggman's latest scheme is happening! These bots, while not dangerous now, are part of a long term scheme! If you're interested in getting involved, please feel free to let me know! You can reach out to me on the CR meme where I have some more details or message me on Discord of plurk at [plurk.com profile] bitterbearface]
spinsandneedles: (suck it)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-04-17 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Surprised good or surprise bad? Because the creepy way you say the simplest of things always has me assuming bad.
Edited 2025-04-17 14:11 (UTC)
spinsandneedles: (Bitchplease the Dramaticbitch)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-04-21 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
My gut's telling me to come over there and mush velcro into your moustache until its stuck so bad you have to shave it off, so you probably don't want me to do that.