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[subigito]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Subigito (Astarion)
To: Public
Subject: Paranormal Particulars
Warnings: N/A

Do you think a realtor is legally obligated to disclose that a house is haunted?
Please discuss.

Comments

Voice || un: unshod

[unshod]

[He uses the text to speech to read it, but doesn't see any reason for a middle man when responding.]

I feel as if it is dependent on where you are purchasing the home. Paladins are more likely to disclose such matters than the Corsairs.

[subigito]

[ of course he'll switch to voice for fenris! ]

Well that's definitely true. Paladins would probably send holy water along with you.

[unshod]

[What a pal!]

That would be my assumption, but with enough money involved they might choose to withhold that information to not scare you off.

Are you looking to relocate?

[subigito]

That's my concern, of course. "Haunted" does tend to turn buyers off.

[ does he want a haunted house, actually? it's almost hard to tell with his tone. ]

I've been looking. With all this talk of a crew, it seems prudent to find somewhere that we could at least share.

[ I think he just invited fenris to live with him not very romantic of him really ]

[unshod]

And does it turn you off?

[He was curious, was Astarion interested or disinterested in a haunted house.]

You wish for us to share close quarters? I can see the merit in this idea.

[To be honest, he was used to how spread out everyone was in Kirkwall, but he can see the reasoning of sharing close quarters in this situation.]

[subigito]

Oh, I don't know. It might be kind of exciting! But it could be a huge hassle.

[ like he doesn't want to have to fight ghosts, but he wouldn't mind having a really eccentric house ]

It's practical. And as much as I enjoy the quiet, it's rather new.

[unshod]

As someone who lived in an house many thought was haunted but was not.. it can be interesting to hear what people think to say.

[Sure his house had a hole in the roof and was decaying and had dead bodies in it... but it wasn't haunted.]

If it is a big enough home there will be corners that are silent still.

[subigito]

I bet they had some fun rumors.

Oh? Silent corners for sharing private moments, that sort of thing?

[unshod]

Many in fact.

Perhaps just that, though they would not be so silent anymore if that were the case.

[subigito]

Well that's one way to wake the dead. If it were haunted.

[unshod]

Perhaps if we are loud enough, the dead will come to watch regardless of if it is haunted or not.

nsfw;

[subigito]

[ boys yall know this is a public post right ]

Oh, that's kinky. I like it.

[unshod]

[Fenris doesn't know how all this works, though he hasn't yet said anything he would regret.]

Then it matters not if it's haunted or not beforehand, I believe we have the means to see that it is haunted after the fact.

[subigito]

Gods, you're fun.

[ He sounds ...happy. I can't believe a fucking network post is affirming how much he loves to keep Fenris around. ]

[unshod]

[Not only is that a new sentiment that he's never been told, but to hear Astarion sound so... happy, it fills his heart with warmth. He would kiss him if they were together.]

Then I look forward to how much fun we will get up to in your soon to be haunted house.

[subigito]

I'll start looking twice as fast, just for you.

[ this is so cute...what the heck ]

[unshod]

[wtf this is so cute I can't deal with it.]

I do not doubt you will find the perfect one.

Then I shall leave you to it, should you need my assistances... for any reason, you know where to contact me.

[subigito]

Of course. We'll talk soon, darling, I'm sure.