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[subigito]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Subigito (Astarion)
To: Public
Subject: Paranormal Particulars
Warnings: N/A

Do you think a realtor is legally obligated to disclose that a house is haunted?
Please discuss.

Comments

voice; un ZORO

[triple]

( tf is even a realtor?? why people insist on using weird ass words on this thing is annoying. )

Does it matter? You scared of ghosts or something?

[subigito]

[ ok but it's gotta be better than shrimps is bugs right?? ]

Oh, not at all! I just want to know what my options are.

[triple]

( his brother in fake pirates, no. he can eat shrimp at least.

but, there's an obvious pause; he makes a low noise. he's suddenly remembering some ghosts he dealt with before, )

They make you feel like shit when they pass through you?

[subigito]

No, I can't say I've had that experience.

[ But he's already dead so, you know, your mileage may vary. ]

They are a pain to hit, though, only magic works.

[triple]

( well, he'd agree there. anything he can't hit is most definitely a pain. )

Guessing you don't have any of that. Maybe they didn't get a proper burial and are sticking around until they do.

[subigito]

I do, I just prefer knives.

[ Well he doesn't have any magic here but he'll get a tattoo one day. Maybe. ]

If just burying them made them go away that would certainly make things simpler. But usually I think they're just stupidly mad about something. Or they're the product of a ritual gone wrong.

[triple]

In my village, that's what'd happen sometimes: just mad they didn't get buried the right way.

( there's almost an audible shrug in his tone as he pauses. what does he know about ghosts other than they're annoying? )

Try talking to them?

[subigito]

I imagine they'll be perfectly happy to send me on some unwanted quest.

[ Tav would accept that.....hope theyre doing ok....]

[triple]

( this time there's a thoughtful pause. give him a second. )

Could try making an offering to get them to leave.

[subigito]

Like what? Another Riftrafter?

[ this should not be his first thought but yeah he'd sell you all to the devil for a corn chip actually ]

[triple]

( literally would not be the first time he'd dealt with someone who'd do exactly the same. )

Dunno, maybe. Might wanna try food and drink before murder. Some people here seem like they'd have a problem with that.

[subigito]

Please, we've all met one or two people we'd rather hand over to the ghosts.

[triple]

You're not going to find me arguing.