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[subigito]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Subigito (Astarion)
To: Public
Subject: Paranormal Particulars
Warnings: N/A

Do you think a realtor is legally obligated to disclose that a house is haunted?
Please discuss.

Comments

[subigito]

Sure, that's what I meant.

[partybabysitter]

[ Hmmmm there's a hidden meaning here. Right? Or nah? Xenk isn't sure. Text makes it very hard to intuit Astarion's meaning. He's already bad at that in a good day... ]

If there are any ghosts you may rest assured that we will vanquish them.

Unless you meant something else?

[subigito]

Well we are going to be a crew, it's sort of the same thing as camping together, isn't it?

[partybabysitter]

[ Oh... he's so touched. This is sweet. ]

I understand. You wish to ask me to live in your house. I accept your generous offer.

In truth, I am honored by the invitation. :)

[subigito]

Well, that still presupposes I can anything suitable. Don't get too excited.

[partybabysitter]

We have previously discussed your exacting tastes so I trust you will find something very well suitable.

[ He really could find a dank haunted house and Xenk would love it because it's a fixer-upper, tbh. ]

[subigito]

[ i almost made a frozen just but it was so cringe even i couldnt do it ]

Yes, I've already driven one realtor off, but not to worry. I'm sure the new one won't be as stubborn.

[partybabysitter]

[ Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, that's what it's all about. ]

I am certain you will succeed in you endeavors. And if your intent is to find a haunted house, then I am certain that Eltrut has such homes available.

[subigito]

Homes they will give me at a discount.

[ he did not get a discount ]

[partybabysitter]

One can hope they would not charge you full price for a home that has prior, ghostly tenants.

[ He thinks he's being funny. ]