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[subigito]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Subigito (Astarion)
To: Public
Subject: Paranormal Particulars
Warnings: N/A

Do you think a realtor is legally obligated to disclose that a house is haunted?
Please discuss.

Comments

[subigito]

Well it's hard not for them to be separate when one can just rattle around your furniture and another can grip you by the throat and try to eat your brains.

[tilfrosset]

Are there any kinds that can do both?

[subigito]

You mean any that can be corporeal and incorporeal? Vampires can take a mist form.

[tilfrosset]

I've never heard of vampires before. Is that all they do?

[subigito]

No, they seduce the unsuspecting and the beautiful and drain them of their blood so they can live forever. Best watch your neck.

[ did he just call jill beautiful? maybe. did he call her unsuspecting? definitely. ]

[tilfrosset]

[He's right about the unsuspecting part (also the beautiful part, so she's been told, if he ever meant it.) It's not like she can tell what one looks like from a distance.]

Pardon me, they do what?

[subigito]

They drink their victim's blood. Sometimes all of it.

[tilfrosset]

Why?

[Sorry, Astarion. You'll just get this one word reply from Jill while she's busy gagging at the thought of blood drinking.]

[subigito]

To be young and beautiful and live forever. Didn't I say that already?

[tilfrosset]

You did say so they can live forever. The beautiful part seemed to refer to the victims. I wasn't aware that was a benefit for the vampire too.

[subigito]

Well, of course. All the better to trap their prey with.