shellphones | Video ☆ Second Page ☆ Cooking Lessons?

Type: Video
Sender ID: noctuagoetia (Stolas)
To: Public
Subject: Cooking Lessons.
Warnings: None besides awkward bird

[There was hesitation as the goetia stared at his shellphone. There was a burning question he wanted assistance with but also wanting to keep it from this imp roommate. Was there a way to filter who saw? He rarely touched the thing other to message Blitzø...

Pushing a few keys, experimenting, he turned on the video fed. Two pairs of red eyes blinked back as surprise washed across his owlish face. Welp, guess we're doing this. Stolas just hoped that maybe Blitzø was occupied with other things to see.

Raising a hand, he waved his talons at the screen forcing a smile.]

Hello there. I think this is the first time I've addressed everyone in this manner since being here.

I have seen come on here to ask for advice, which is the reason why I'm signing on. There wouldn't be someone here who knows how to cook and would be willing to teach me? Sadly my ability barely goes past pouring a bowl of cereal with milk. [He reaches up to flatten the plumes on the top of his head, his eyes drifting to the side.] Since I'm... living with someone, I want to try my hand a it. To be a good roommate!

If anyone is willing to help, I would appreciate it.

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[ OH OH OH! Nimona recognizes Stolas the instant he posts to the network, Blitz's drawing was just that good.

Her hand is up in the air like a student dying to be picked to answer a question. ]

Me me! I know how to cook and can teach you! We can keep it secret as a surprise to your roommate. My ship has plenty of room for us to practice.

[ She has been dying to meet ~~and harass~~ Blitz's not-boyfriend. ]

I'm no kind of chef, but... I can tell you what not to do.

Ham and jam doesn't go together.

Just trust me on that one.

[Hello, awkward bird man!]

Hey! I used to be really bad at cooking. I'd even burn water in pots.

[...?]

But I've gotten a lot better at it now! I can even cook a bunch of fancy dishes! And if I can learn, anyone can learn! I could help you if you want!

[A cheerful little wave, followed by a soft, rural-American sounding voice.]

I'm no expert, but if you need help I know the basics. And I'm told I make a half-decent curry.

[That's an interesting looking fellow! But Lyney's been here long enough not to judge, so he just offers a smile before speaking.]

Well, I can't claim to be a chef, but I know a few rudimentary meals I could offer to teach! And if you have a sweet tooth, I have a lovely recipe for pâte de fruits.

[Oh, why not? Normally he wouldn't have offered, but the strange owl person seems to earnest, and he does actually enjoy cooking. It reminds him of his mother.

The voice on the other end of the line sounds French.]

We have a lot of work to do if you define "cereal with milk" as cooking.

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