02 | video 💀 skate park help

[stillarhino]

Type: Video
Sender ID: soundsurfer (Beat) and seasaltkeys (Roxas)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help wanted for skate park
Warnings: None

Aight, so me and Checkers are trying to make a skate park over at Hero's Rest and we gonna need some help.

[Beat moves aside to show off the State of the Skate Park. It is obvious that it needs quite a bit of Help. He stands in what looks to be the middle of a repurposed amphitheater. The only things that have been set up is a ramp and a grind rail from the stairs that are already part of the original architecture.]

It ain't much right now, but we got a lotta plans.

[Setting aside the shellphone, he rummages through his sketchbook, eventually flipping to a page with said plans. He holds it up to reveal a very rough drawing of his and Roxas' dream skate park for all to see.]

We thinkin' 'bout puttin' up a half-pipe somewhere 'round here— [He starts moving around, pointing out to a space each time. Boy, does he look excited about it, grinning from ear to ear. Very much like a kid in a candy store.] —coupla pyramids somewhere in the middle, an' a buncha rails and ramps all 'round. Yo, Checkers! Am I missin' anythin'?

[Roxas can be seen in the background, cleaning up part of the amphitheater that they hadn't gotten to. He turns to Beat.]

Maybe a bowl somewhere?

Nah, you's right. Gotta add that to the plan. [Then Beat turns back to the shellphone.] That too. Anyways, it's gonna be a lotta work, so if can help us out, we gonna owe you big time, yo! Jus' name your price!

[ooc: Beat is red and Roxas is blue. Either one of them or both will be answering replies!]

Comments

[seasaltkeys]

You know how to build stuff? Or like, make a smooth bowl in the ground?

[skyglider]

A bowl in the ground?

You could try a bomb. [Goddess help anyone who follows his advice--]

[seasaltkeys]

I guess that could work...but it sounds dangerous.

[Where would he even gets a bomb?]

[skyglider]

Dangerous?

[The way he says the word, it's as if it's not been part of his vocabulary until this precise moment...

Hmm...]

I suppose the safest way is to dig it.

[seasaltkeys]

[Here is Roxas. Trying to decide just how concerned he should be.]

Yeah, that would make sense.

You'd really use a bomb?

[skyglider]

They're quite versatile.

[You can kill enemies with them, chop trees, catch fish...

(These are not normal bomb activities.)

...]

If I had them, perhaps.

[seasaltkeys]

You don't have them?

[skyglider]

Alas, no.

[seasaltkeys]

Oh.

Well, I guess we'll have to try another way unless we figure out a way to get some.

[skyglider]

There are undoubtedly other ways. Shovels, perhaps.

[seasaltkeys]

That's probably the easiest way, yeah.

[But where's the fun in that?]

And I guess we have to make it all smooth as well. It's a lot more work.

[skyglider]

I believe there's a saying about that. Something about many hands and light work.

[seasaltkeys]

Yeah, I think I know it. And I do appreciate any help.

[skyglider]

Yes. We'll take care of it.

[stillarhino]

We talkin' the same kind of bomb as the onsen?

[How can he forget what happened with that pervert monkey they had to deal with?]

[skyglider]

Ah. A throwback.

[Alas...he must deliver bad news:] Unfortunately, no. I'm no longer able to do that.

[Come to think of it, that's a major downgrade for the Purah Pad, isn't it...]

[stillarhino]

Damn. We did some real damage with that one. Coulda helped us out here.

[Playing with bombs? Dangerous? Who said that?]

[skyglider]

Agreed.

[...]

I'm sure we could find some other way to cause an explosion.

[THIS WILL END REALLY WELL.]

[stillarhino]

Yeah, you's prob'ly right. If no one else got bombs lyin' 'round, someone's gotta be smart enough to make somethin' like it.

[SOMEBODY STOP THEM.]

[skyglider]

I imagine if one took something explosive and introduced fire, it would work. That's as far as I've got.

[big "someone's going to die" "of fun" energy........]