spectacleofphantasmagoria: (You wound me..!)
Lyney ([personal profile] spectacleofphantasmagoria) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-08-12 06:35 pm

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Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-13 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
in fairness, I don't think Lynette ever flirted with either of us.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-13 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Lyney, you've met him.
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1/2

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[SNORTING OUT LOUD.]
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-13 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
I think it got a little lost in him almost drowning.

And it's not like I told him what happened between the two of us on Norhpip either.


[You know, the part where you left him to die, Lyney?]
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-13 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
the more you actively try the more he's likely to see it as fake. That's probably how he's felt the entire time.

But if you thought he was a rational and logical man, I'm afraid you have been tricked. He is stubborn and deeply petty--I don't think the specific incidents bother him much anymore specifically, so much that he's cranky for the sake of being cranky.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-13 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
The last time he made friends by himself they overthrew the government together.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Did I not tell you before? We might have been drunk.....We were definitely drunk.

He overthrew the Sages working alongside Dottore and freed our Archon from her imprisonment. Got made Grand Sage for a few months for the trouble, and kept the salary even when he went back to being the Scribe.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not a sage, the Acting Grand Sage, above all others. Given four of the six sages and the previous Grand Sage were banished into Avidya Forest for their treason, I guess there was a dearth of capable Akademiya employees left.

Alhaitham didn't enjoy it, and he doesn't brag about things he doesn't enjoy. Nahida let him keep his salary from his time as the Grand Sage even when he retired back to his post, though.

Have you been assuming that man has any ambitions in life beyond the pursuit of knowledge, Lyney? You've been labouring under false pretenses. He's not even in his office most of the time.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-18 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel any better, most people do. To the point they've tried to kill him about it, more than once.

He's far from a rational and logical man, nor an arrogant one who believes himself above others. He's curious, short-tempered and impatient, all clear side effects of his genius--you'll not meet anyone else in Teyvat with a mind like his, but because he refuses to bend himself to the expectations of others, nor slow down to let people catch up with him, very few people will ever understand that all he wants is to live peacefully.

Egoism doesn't necessarily go hand-in-hand with ambition anymore than altruism goes in hand with meekness. Or would you describe me as a meek person, Lyney?
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-20 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
You've never spent a lot of time around researchers, have you? The attempts at murder are unusual, but barfights breaking out over academic disagreements is pretty common. And in fairness, one of those attempts Cyno believed he was colluding with the Sages at the time, apparently.

I don't disagree with you, but to Alhaitham, exerting the effort to make others more comfortable isn't worth it. He's uncompromising on his personal boundaries, and there's little he dislikes more than his time being infringed on.

Of course I know him well. For a long time, I don't think there was anyone else he allowed to know him. There was a time I wondered if he didn't allow others close because of how much he's lost...but I think he's simply uninterested in correcting people's misunderstandings of him, and allows that to act as a filter. The people who get past it are often quite strange. He has a massive soft spot for Paimon, for example.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-20 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, I don't think the Akademiya is anything much like the Research Institute...but I can't deny academic achievement is used to gauge social standing in Sumeru, so that particular comparison might not be as far off as I'd like.

Is it? He's very clear up front about what his boundaries and preferences are. And then never states them again because he believes it should have been enough the first time. The man's not a puzzle, he's a cat.

He's also very gentle to Collei, and I think I heard something about a child in Aaru Village he's been keeping tabs on...and Nahida has the form of a child and he's definitely got a soft spot for her or he wouldn't have agreed to be Acting Grand Sage no matter who asked him.

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not here-ish

[personal profile] indispensable 2025-08-13 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Alhaitham doesn't say anything here because he isn't going to make this public... but he has definitely noticed this message.

Better be ready when the cafe closes for the day, Kaveh.]
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not here

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2025-08-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[shit.

sorry, lyney, rest in peace.]