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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

does she know you posted this

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

She would if she were speaking to me!

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[tenrectricity]

i ain't reading all that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

It's horrible, I tell you! My sister, my own flesh and blood, refusing to talk to me! Can you imagine being so heartless?? I was only trying to spend time with her!

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[astudyinviolet]

While lacking the facts for this case and speaking from my own experience as a younger sibling, outright refusal to acknowledge the older means we want space and freedom to do what we want.

This will not improve matters.

[ Granted Mycroft and Sherlock are very dysfunctional and with one having become a father and raise the other to adulthood, so their dynamic is not easily applied to others.

Apparently, younger sibling solidarity is at play here as well. Sorry, Lyney. ]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Sherlock, you wound me! Don't tell me you support such a heartless decision! I only wished to spend time with my sister!

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[chatteblanche]

thank you for understanding sherlock

text; id: vulturvolans

[indispensable]

Perhaps you should consider the reasons why she made such a decision.

[Yes Lynette bully your twink brother more.]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Is it so wrong for family to spend time with each other??

[This is cruel and unusual bullying!!!]

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[tilfrosset]

Do you think such a public display will truly turn her heart?

[Translation: bro this probably ain't gonna help your case.]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

It should show her how earnest I am about this! And show her how much her actions have wounded her dear brother!

[He wasn't overbearing or annoying at all, he did nothing wrong!!]

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[beshackled]

[Ahh... what is this? There is another with a sibling here? Is it common for siblings to arrive in pairs, or could this be the sibling of that nice girl who helped him by the sea...

He seems somewhat controlling, so--]

You... do not happen to be the brother who overly protests his sister's diet, do you?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Protests?? I don't overly protest! Really, the only thing I protest is when Lynette forgets that she shouldn't have three slices of cake at once!

[That sweet tooth of hers could be a menace.]

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[chatteblanche]

[ Someone has unblocked Lyney after seeing this on Kaveh's phone. ]

you wouldn't stop messaging me and i don't know how to turn the sound off

also you're embarrassing yourself

action

[empyrean_mirror]

Oh, I can set it to vibrate only, if you want me to.

[Not even gonna pretend he's not sitting at the table with her at this point.]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Lynette!!

I told you, I'll show you how to turn the sound off! And I was only doing what I could so we could talk this out!

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[book2thehead]

[Yes Heizou could and kind of is watching all of this play out on Lyney's face in person. But it's also fun to read all the replies to his absolutely overdramatic post. And it's also why he decides to simply reply to it instead of anything else he could do.]

Goodness! My dearest magician, is something bothering you~? You seem a little extra dramatic today~ ♥

gonna assume this is after the shovel talk and they’re cool now

[chatteblanche]

you’re instigating him on purpose

[ Good for him. ]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[Finally, someone who won't bully him!!!]

Heizou, it's so dreadful! My dear sister, my own flesh and blood! She refuses to speak to me! All I wanted to do was spend time with her after so far apart, and she treats me so coldly!! None of my messages get through to her and she's all but vanished! Can you blame me for reacting so??

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[emberized]

Huh

Starting to see a theme with the latest batch of arrivals

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

A theme??

And what theme are you seeing?

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[laminitis]

i'm an exspurt in being h8d by my sister
so wut did u do

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Not a thing! I simply wished to relay my desire to spend time with her! It's been so long since I saw her last, why, it's almost cruel!

You as a brother would surely understand the desire to make up for lost time, yes?

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[refantasma]

older or younger sister?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

We're twins, so we were born but minutes apart. So even if I'm older, it's only by a few minutes. But that's plenty enough for me to claim the elder status, is it not?

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[scooba]

[Freminet looks away for JUST ONE MOMENT....!!]

....Did something happen?

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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Freminet!

It's horrible! Positively terrible! Lynette has blocked my messages and refuses to even speak to me! Isn't it cruel and unusual torment??

[He's being dramatic again.]