Lyney (
spectacleofphantasmagoria) wrote in
shellphones2025-08-12 06:35 pm
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Text; un: spectacleofphantasmagoria
Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass
[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]






[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]
To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!
[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]
[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass
[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]






[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]
To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!
[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]
[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

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text; un: tenrectricity
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text | un: astudyinviolet
This will not improve matters.
[ Granted Mycroft and Sherlock are very dysfunctional and with one having become a father and raise the other to adulthood, so their dynamic is not easily applied to others.
Apparently, younger sibling solidarity is at play here as well. Sorry, Lyney. ]
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Re: text | un: astudyinviolet
text | un: astudyinviolet
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Sherry just wants a brother but Mycroft is stuck in angry disappointed dad mode
that's so sad :(
Maybe someday they'll be proper Holmes Brothers
text; id: vulturvolans
[Yes Lynette bully your twink brother more.]
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[This is cruel and unusual bullying!!!]
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» text | un: tilfrosset
[Translation: bro this probably ain't gonna help your case.]
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[He wasn't overbearing or annoying at all, he did nothing wrong!!]
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Video; un: beshackled
He seems somewhat controlling, so--]
You... do not happen to be the brother who overly protests his sister's diet, do you?
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[That sweet tooth of hers could be a menace.]
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text | un: chatteblanche
you wouldn't stop messaging me and i don't know how to turn the sound off
also you're embarrassing yourself
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[Not even gonna pretend he's not sitting at the table with her at this point.]
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I told you, I'll show you how to turn the sound off! And I was only doing what I could so we could talk this out!
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Goodness! My dearest magician, is something bothering you~? You seem a little extra dramatic today~ ♥
gonna assume this is after the shovel talk and they’re cool now
[ Good for him. ]
hell yeah hell yeah
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Heizou, it's so dreadful! My dear sister, my own flesh and blood! She refuses to speak to me! All I wanted to do was spend time with her after so far apart, and she treats me so coldly!! None of my messages get through to her and she's all but vanished! Can you blame me for reacting so??
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Text | Emberized
Starting to see a theme with the latest batch of arrivals
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And what theme are you seeing?
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text; un: laminitis
so wut did u do
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You as a brother would surely understand the desire to make up for lost time, yes?
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lyney i am so sorry for his texting jfc.
LMAO please don't it's hilarious I love it
dude has the social intelligence of a brick
We love him for it tho LOL
1/2 don't mind him
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Sorry for the delay! Things got busy on my end
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text | un:refantasma
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Text; un: Pers
....Did something happen?
un: spectacleofphantasmagoria
It's horrible! Positively terrible! Lynette has blocked my messages and refuses to even speak to me! Isn't it cruel and unusual torment??
[He's being dramatic again.]
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text; un: paradisaea
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