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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

Comments

hell yeah hell yeah

[book2thehead]

Who, me?? I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!

[chatteblanche]

we both know you would. you don't have to lie to me.

[book2thehead]

Ms. Lynette, you wound me~ All I'm doing is supporting your dear older brother in his time of great need!

[chatteblanche]

[ Man, no wonder Lyney is into you. You're just as bad as he is. ]

if you insist.

i'm glad my brother has someone who cares that much about his feelings.

[book2thehead]

[Peas in a pod, really. They get on like a house on fire.]

Oh, I'm not the only one, though! After all your father and younger brother are both here for him as well~

[chatteblanche]

very true. and now i am as well.

he's quite lucky for someone who was forcibly taken from his homeland.

[book2thehead]

You're all quite lucky, if I may say so! He was the only one here from Fontaine for some time, if I'm remembering correctly.

[chatteblanche]

he's said as much to me. i can only imagine what he was like when he first got here.

[ His crash out in the Fortress of Meropide would be considered mild by comparison. ]

luckily, it didn't last forever. and lyney is nothing if not a resourceful survivor.

[book2thehead]

[Yeeeaaaaahhhh.]

You're right. It's truly one of his more admirable traits!