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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

Comments

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

I'm sorry?

[astudyinviolet]

[ Dramatic detective or not, he was serious about having been killed before. In his perspective. ]

Although, this boredom is a cruelty to a mind that rebels at stagnation.

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Wait, go back for a moment.

What do you mean by "I've died in worse ways"?

[astudyinviolet]

I mean just that. Would you have me list them?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

You're serious? You've died not once before, but several??

You do realize that people don't normally do that, yes?

cw: insanity sequence puzzles + a few more Lovecraftian flavored things

[astudyinviolet]

I am completely serious, and I know how mad it sounds.

I have fallen from great heights an untold number of times, drowned about as many if not more, sliced in two by giant swinging axes at least five times, shot, stabbed, torn apart by horrific creatures...

Need I continue? The pain was excruciating, and yet I returned as I was, often needing to face it all over again before the memory of the pain had subsided.

[ Additional reasons why he needs therapy. ]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[Is Sherlock even aware of what he's writing? He seemed so out of it earlier, and now he's casually admitting he's died several times and returned? Lyney doesn't even know where to begin with this.]

I must admit I find myself ill-equipped to even begin to know how to approach what you just told me.

But really, I think you may need some rest. I will message Heizou, and we'll bring you over plenty of books and remedies to help ease your troubles. At least, those related to your illness.

[astudyinviolet]

[ No, no he's not fully aware, and that will be something for future, healthier Sherlock to worry about later. ]

No man is equipped to handle such knowledge. Why do you think I have nightmaew;'rlkj

[ Another sneeze. Yes, he should rest even if he is bored out of his mind. ]

I will try. Both of you know how to get in.

[ The window is unlocked if Lyney and Heizou would prefer to avoid the cafe for Reasons. Or if either of them have the Ring of Returning and have set it to his apartment. ]