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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

Comments

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Would you be able to? And convince her to at least reply to my messages? I only wished to spend time with her, to make up for lost time you see. But now she refuses to even let me see her! When I went by her room, she was well and duly gone!

[scooba]

Uh...perhaps she might find your attention a little too much?

[Because you are kind of overbearing at times.....]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

It's not too much! It's only a few messages and an invitation to spend time together!

That's not too much is it?

[It is too much if he's been spam-texting. Which he has been.]

[scooba]

...No but it depends on how many you sent.

[Which knowing him, he probably sent a lot]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Hardly any, I promise!

[He probably sent like 15 texts in 3 minutes.]

[scooba]

...And you are sure about that?

[Surejan.gif]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Honest!

What's a handful of messages between family, really?

[scooba]

...You sent a lot of messages to her, didn't you?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Define "a lot".

[Lyney please--]

[scooba]

...More than 6?

[How many did you send?????]

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

...That might be a bit much, wouldn't it?

[He lost count after 12...]

[scooba]

....Lyney, how many did you send?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Look, I think the number isn't important! What's important is that clearly it was enough for Lynette to think I was being far too overbearing! Alas, her poor brother will have to wallow in anguish as he awaits for her to deign to reply back!

[That's a lot of words that basically dance around Freminet's question, Lyney--]

[scooba]

....I think she'll reply back eventually.

I don't think she can ignore you forever.

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

I know you're right, I just don't like waiting.

Perhaps if I took some time to pick up some sweets from the nearby bakery, it would be a good apology?

[scooba]

It might.

I don’t think she can stay mad when sweets are involved. Especially strawberry or chocolate ones.

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

You're certainly not wrong there. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for her.

Would you like me to pick anything up for you while I'm there?

[scooba]

Oh, you don't have to.

Isn't this supposed to be for Lynette?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Nothing says I can't stop by and get something for my little brother at the same time!

[scooba]

…I suppose not.

I just didn’t want to trouble you.

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

It's no trouble at all!

I'll be sure to pick up something you'll enjoy as well!

[scooba]

Then you can pick something for me that you’ll think I like.

Wrap?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Of course, I'll keep an eye out for something for you to enjoy.

And if Lynette does reply to you, just let her know I'm awaiting her reply, will you?