spectacleofphantasmagoria: (You wound me..!)
Lyney ([personal profile] spectacleofphantasmagoria) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-08-12 06:35 pm

Text; un: spectacleofphantasmagoria

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]
laminitis: (0048)

lyney i am so sorry for his texting jfc.

[personal profile] laminitis 2025-08-24 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
i feel her on not beein tech-savvy if my typing wuzn't enuff indicashun

ohhh see u shudda led w that. iz diffrent if u've been here n she hazn't. u gotta let her ajust, don't freek her out! butt mek sur she knos u missed n appresheeate her.
laminitis: (0803)

dude has the social intelligence of a brick

[personal profile] laminitis 2025-08-28 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
i meen i'm nut any bettr w my smrtfone

standoffish sibs r soooo hard 2 deel with. she yunger or older?
laminitis: (0096)

1/2 don't mind him

[personal profile] laminitis 2025-08-31 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
by 3
laminitis: possibly a used car salesman. (0114)

[personal profile] laminitis 2025-08-31 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
o fuk ur twins
me 2 wut r the odds
laminitis: (0338)

how dare your life keep you from RP

[personal profile] laminitis 2025-09-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
sumthin lyk, yeh
well i sur hope u and ur sistr get bak on bettur termz, fiting w/fam iz no fun
laminitis: (0791)

how very dare.

[personal profile] laminitis 2025-09-07 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
n e tyme buddy
name iz blitz, thee o is silint


[Blitzø there is LITERALLY NO O WRITTEN IN YOUR NAME--]

holler wenevur u need twin undurrstending